I don't know why some people can't be separated from their animals. This one gal I used to date had a lil mutt that would watch us during sex. This gal was a moaner when we'd get started and a screamer by the time we'd end. The dog would first just stare and tilt it's head thel during the moans it would growl and when she'd scream the sucker would bark at me as if I was hurting his momma, or killing her softly. She would just laugh and want to continue. Kinda frustrating if you ask me. Of course after this happened 1 too many times I had to ask her to put him outside. The reason I write this is because I just recently started dating a new gal and guess what kinda pet she has. A fucking parrot, in her fucking room. Should I just break it off now?

hey!

i don't want to see a pipcture of your new gal, i want to see the parrot.

By the way, in the well known language 'Frog', "pipcture" means picture.

Polly wants to gouge his eyes out.

Betcha that parrot be sayin some funny shit

TheFrog said:

CinisterCee said:

HOOiTiZ said:

Naw I wouldn't break it off. A fucking parrot...



*pause thinking*



yea. That could be interesting. The dog barking would be annoying. That's a funny story... I dated a girl that had three cats that would watch occasionally. It made me realize that people should be more like animals, they just don't give a fuck.

That's why I like reptiles, simple and they just mind their own business.

yes! In front of lots of stuffed animals...

Well, my dog was sent out of the room, but every once in a while the cats came into the room... I think

WHAT IS THIS SEX YOU ALL KEEP TALKING ABOUT

and why is it relevent wether you have sex in front of them, why not to the side or behind them???

maybe I'm just missing the point of this thread

I'M BORED

Last summer I fooked my chick on one of those hot muggy days. It was a sweaty sex

drenched session that had us both out of breath at the end. We must have lost 10lbs each for

I haven't ever perspired that hard at the gym even.. When we were done I heard a strange

animalistic catlike noise coming from outside of the bedroom window..

I took a peek through the shutters and saw two cats goin at it... It seems like that day was

the start of mating season for all animals.. We wondered if we had released some sort of

sexual energy in theair that made them come do the do.