I think we should set up an online charity event where people can make a small donation and get temporary moderator privileges long enough to ban Althom. It could be kind of like a virtual dunking booth, only it's a BANNING booth!

I'm thinking we could really raise some serious funds with this idea. I mean, honestly - who doesn't want to ban Althom's rusty behind? And for a worthy cause, you can give him the boot and feel all warm and fuzzy about it.

Well, warmER and fuzziER, that is.

i bid one Billion, Zillion, Squillion Pounds!

Do i get the money?

althom said:

i'll give you enough cash for a one-way bus ticket to Camp Shutchermouthup.

Anxiety said:

Is that one of those camps for exercising and bonding? Cause I don't want to go somewhere where I have to actually do something.

This "worthy cause" is an excellent project I am looking into my bank account. Let's see how much $$$$ I can *cough* up

I'm thinking of buying myself a new car!

althom said:

it's a bullwhip training camp for the severely uncoordinated. we got you a reduced rate cuz we lied and said you were good at standing still.

oh, and you'll be sleeping in the hospitality cabin.

althom said:

Anxiety said:

hmmm. can we make him dance a little dance for us? or would it just be 'banning' ?

XxAxX said:

*JUST* banning? oh my goodness.

see, you need to experience the supreme, top-shelf, eyes-rolling-back-into-your-skull pleasure that has come to be known as Banning Althom.

Anxiety said:

but i think i'd rather fork over a donation for the privilege of making him do a little dance for us. he has such shapely legs

XxAxX said:

I have a dicky knee.

althom said:

pervert!

althom said:

You said dicky.....

althom said:

ok then, nevermind. btw is 'dicky' australian for mechanically enhanced??

XxAxX said:

Ummmmm.....yeah!

althom said:

never mind the dance! i'll donate to the cause just for a peek at the knee!

can i join him?

Milty said:

That can be arranged.

You can sing and Althom can dance.

luv4u said:

The stage is only big enough for my talent!!!!!

althom said:

althom said:

What the hell is a 'DICKY KNEE' is that some kind of strangely deformed knee?

Can we also ban 2the9s?? That would be fun!!!

ella731 said:

I believe it is a knee with a penis growing out of it.

JediMaster said:

erect or flaccid lol

how much more should i donate for the cause?

I still haven't seen any money in my bank account yet.

althom said:

Ok that sounds just sick!