SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

TheRealFiness said:

I wasn't even gonna post on this thread but gotdamn, this is funny!!!

kendogg said:

In Ivy's bed?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I am so going to hell for just being on this thread!!

6 1/2 is perfect. If I can gag on it then it's too much. I don't want my cervix to take a beating. As long as you know how to work it, as long as it's nice and thick...

TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said:

Styms I think "4HisGlory" is ahead of you on that one

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

4HisGlory said:

What a GREAT way to start the weekend!!

4HisGlory said:

I heard a girl had her cervix removed because I beat it with da bone!

'dre

DreZone said:

Small animals don't count.

TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said:

TheRealFiness said:

Oh my...

Cloudbuster said:

Not if it's 6 and a hald inches AROUND!!

Good size. Granted some Women are Size Queens but I think your size is a good size...

This is the funniest topic yet And most women say this but I do mean it when I say..size doesn't matter. If you know how to work what you have and really dig the person then size is nothing

The founder of Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went
to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since your motorcycles
have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you
want in Heaven."


Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, I want to hang out with
God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, eh?!"
Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me...."
God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's
pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?!"
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but
aren't you the inventor of woman???"
God said, "Ah, yes."
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major
design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion;
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!"

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
God went to his celestial super-computer, typed in a few words and waited
for the results. The computer then printed out a slip of paper.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,
"but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
yours".

KoolAide said:

You can make a woman your bitch even before you'be whipped it out. When she's your bitch, size won't matter. Even if you're packin' 15" she'll take it....up the ass.

Up to you, I'm not gonna judge.

J0eyC0c0 said:

I really don't like you

KoolAide said:

Hmm, is there something else you wanna tell us?

Ok...Let me pipe in on this discussion. 6 1/2 inches of hard cawk is a little above average. The problem with women, is that they have been told that a 6 inch cawk is in all reality a 9 inch cawk.. I have seem more than my fair share of cawk, so i am speaking from experience....6 1/2 inches is great...but not seen that oftern....usually you have either the freakishly huge or the embarrassingly small....of the cawks i have seen, the majority have been under the 6inch rule of thumb. Ladies, if u have a man with 6 inches **i never believe the half shit, when someone tells u in half inches how big their cawk is, automaticlly subtract 2 inches** then be proud and happy, if you have a man with more than that...feel touched by god...if you have a man with less than that, hope he has a talented tongue. Gents...don't be lying bout ya cawk...if u a freak and have a huge one, everyone already knows it cuz the gurls can't keep they mouth shut about shit like this....if you have a small one...i hope ya have a tight ass....much

damn dislexic edit
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