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Disasterous Dates!! Post your worst dates! 
Ok, there was one guy I went on a date with, his name was Santos, he was a dancer and latin american looking, very nice infact. 
When he picked me up in his car, he wouldnt stop looking at me, and kept saying "OMG its YOU! You are here! I cant believe you are here! Sat in my car!" ...and all that kind of stuff.. 
Anyway, he drove to a bar in London and was gonna park up, and  Guess what? The prat couldnt park his car!!! he said he hates parking, so he got out his car, and PUSHED it into the parking space, with me still sat in the car!!! I was mortified! 
So, then we went into the bar, he bought me a drink, and I started to chat to him. He kept looking at me, and said he didnt wanna talk, he just wanted to watch me.. I mean wtf???? 
So, I asked him something or said something and he went  "No speaking, please! Let me just look at you all night!"
FREAKZOID!!!! 
So I didnt see him again... 
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Another one, a singer, sat in a restaurant and he didnt want to eat his food, infact he grabbed my hand and stuck it in his mouth!  WTF??? then he started singing Louis Armstrong really loud, all night... in the restaurant.
Later he said he wanted to take a walk.. I said I wasnt finished my food, so he grabbed it, ate it, finished my drink, threw some money on the table, took my hand and led me out the restaurant.... What the fucking fuck???
I ran away from him..... really quickly! 
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My worst date was bad cause of me....
my first boyfriend took me to the cinema and it was a sad film, i cried really bad sobbing so loud people were turning round to see what the noise was about... thing was i was still crying when i got home i was upset so much. He looked at me like i was an idiot with my red eyes and runny nose i only saw him once after that
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lollyp0p said: My worst date was bad cause of me....
my first boyfriend took me to the cinema and it was a sad film, i cried really bad sobbing so loud people were turning round to see what the noise was about... thing was i was still crying when i got home i was upset so much. He looked at me like i was an idiot with my red eyes and runny nose i only saw him once after that
can't spell edit [Edited 9/3/04 3:03am]  What was the film??? | |
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REDFEATHERS said: lollyp0p said: My worst date was bad cause of me....
my first boyfriend took me to the cinema and it was a sad film, i cried really bad sobbing so loud people were turning round to see what the noise was about... thing was i was still crying when i got home i was upset so much. He looked at me like i was an idiot with my red eyes and runny nose i only saw him once after that
can't spell edit [Edited 9/3/04 3:03am] What was the film??? Care Bears the movie. i remember it well.  | |
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I CAN'T SPELL THE FILM
PHENOMENON is that right? 
but i think too much and i was thinking alot that night and it really upset me ok i know i'm a freak | |
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TheFrog said: REDFEATHERS said: What was the film??? Care Bears the movie. i remember it well. LOL was watching that the other day "we care, we care, we care" lol such a brillient film  | |
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My worst date was when me and this girl I liked were at my house listening to Prince's "Blue Light" her favorite song at the time.....She asked me for a kiss I misheard her and changed the CD to Parade and played kiss  She called me an Assclown and left.....I still sob when I hear that song Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive.... | |
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sinister said: My worst date was when me and this girl I liked were at my house listening to Prince's "Blue Light" her favorite song at the time.....She asked me for a kiss I misheard her and changed the CD to Parade and played kiss
She called me an Assclown and left.....I still sob when I hear that song 
i had a date where the guy just called me Jo the whole time, I'm like, my name is not Jo and i got the best answer..... " well you look like my ex and her name was Jo" are men that stupid
and  i actually married that man[Edited 9/3/04 3:20am] | |
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Worst date easily, was with a seriously stunning girl called Amanda. on the spur of the moment, decided to take her to the cinema - and it being a small town, the cinema was one-screen only.
What was playing? Streetfighter, starring van damme and kylie.
She spent the entire time going, "i cannot believe you've taken me to see this pile of shit movie". | |
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I haven't really had any disastrous dates.
anyone want to try me, so i can really fuck things up?   | |
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TheFrog said: Worst date easily, was with a seriously stunning girl called Amanda. on the spur of the moment, decided to take her to the cinema - and it being a small town, the cinema was one-screen only.
What was playing? Streetfighter, starring van damme and kylie.
She spent the entire time going, "i cannot believe you've taken me to see this pile of shit movie". Anyone who can't appreciate fine cinema like Street Fighter isn't worth dating anyhow. Trust me. ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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lollyp0p said: sinister said: My worst date was when me and this girl I liked were at my house listening to Prince's "Blue Light" her favorite song at the time.....She asked me for a kiss I misheard her and changed the CD to Parade and played kiss
She called me an Assclown and left.....I still sob when I hear that song
i had a date where the guy just called me Jo the whole time, I'm like, my name is not Jo and i got the best answer..... " well you look like my ex and her name was Jo" are men that stupid
and i actually married that man
[Edited 9/3/04 3:20am] OMFG!!! You married him????? ROFL!!  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Post your worst dates!
Ok, there was one guy I went on a date with, his name was Santos, he was a dancer and latin american looking, very nice infact.
When he picked me up in his car, he wouldnt stop looking at me, and kept saying "OMG its YOU! You are here! I cant believe you are here! Sat in my car!" ...and all that kind of stuff..
Anyway, he drove to a bar in London and was gonna park up, and Guess what? The prat couldnt park his car!!! he said he hates parking, so he got out his car, and PUSHED it into the parking space, with me still sat in the car!!! I was mortified!
So, then we went into the bar, he bought me a drink, and I started to chat to him. He kept looking at me, and said he didnt wanna talk, he just wanted to watch me.. I mean wtf????
So, I asked him something or said something and he went "No speaking, please! Let me just look at you all night!"
FREAKZOID!!!!
So I didnt see him again...
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Another one, a singer, sat in a restaurant and he didnt want to eat his food, infact he grabbed my hand and stuck it in his mouth! WTF??? then he started singing Louis Armstrong really loud, all night... in the restaurant.
Later he said he wanted to take a walk.. I said I wasnt finished my food, so he grabbed it, ate it, finished my drink, threw some money on the table, took my hand and led me out the restaurant.... What the fucking fuck???
I ran away from him..... really quickly!
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sinister said: My worst date was when me and this girl I liked were at my house listening to Prince's "Blue Light" her favorite song at the time.....She asked me for a kiss I misheard her and changed the CD to Parade and played kiss
She called me an Assclown and left.....I still sob when I hear that song | |
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lollyp0p said: sinister said: My worst date was when me and this girl I liked were at my house listening to Prince's "Blue Light" her favorite song at the time.....She asked me for a kiss I misheard her and changed the CD to Parade and played kiss
She called me an Assclown and left.....I still sob when I hear that song
i had a date where the guy just called me Jo the whole time, I'm like, my name is not Jo and i got the best answer..... " well you look like my ex and her name was Jo" are men that stupid
and i actually married that man
[Edited 9/3/04 3:20am] I can't believe you!  I'm sorry sweetie.... that is so funny.... and shitty at the same time.... not ALL men are that stupid.... you must have got the pick of the litter there...  | |
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These stories are killing me.... you guys....  .....
Please tell me more!!! I am laughing with you... not at you!!! | |
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REDFEATHERS said: lollyp0p said:
i had a date where the guy just called me Jo the whole time, I'm like, my name is not Jo and i got the best answer..... " well you look like my ex and her name was Jo" are men that stupid
and i actually married that man
[Edited 9/3/04 3:20am] OMFG!!! You married him????? ROFL!!
yep it just goes to show how stupid i can be any one know where you can get a cheap divorce actually scrap the giggle
ROFL!! [/quote][Edited 9/3/04 5:45am] | |
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TheFrog said: I haven't really had any disastrous dates.
anyone want to try me, so i can really fuck things up? I'll try you how about tomorrow? | |
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lollyp0p said: TheFrog said: I haven't really had any disastrous dates.
anyone want to try me, so i can really fuck things up? I'll try you how about tomorrow? 
shall we say...noon? | |
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kendogg said: sinister said: My worst date was when me and this girl I liked were at my house listening to Prince's "Blue Light" her favorite song at the time.....She asked me for a kiss I misheard her and changed the CD to Parade and played kiss
She called me an Assclown and left.....I still sob when I hear that song assclown | |
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TheFrog said: lollyp0p said: I'll try you how about tomorrow?
shall we say...noon? Only if your taking me shopping
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lollyp0p said: TheFrog said:
shall we say...noon? Only if your taking me shopping
i'm getting deja vu here.
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TheFrog said: lollyp0p said: Only if your taking me shopping
i'm getting deja vu here.
Only if your taking me shopping
hmmmm deja vu, has this happened all before then???  | |
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kendogg said: lollyp0p said:
i had a date where the guy just called me Jo the whole time, I'm like, my name is not Jo and i got the best answer..... " well you look like my ex and her name was Jo" are men that stupid
and i actually married that man
[Edited 9/3/04 3:20am] I can't believe you! I'm sorry sweetie.... that is so funny.... and shitty at the same time.... not ALL men are that stupid.... you must have got the pick of the litter there...
i guess i was just very lucky | |
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lollyp0p said: kendogg said: I can't believe you! I'm sorry sweetie.... that is so funny.... and shitty at the same time.... not ALL men are that stupid.... you must have got the pick of the litter there...
i guess i was just very lucky sorry sweetie! | |
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kendogg said: lollyp0p said:
i guess i was just very lucky sorry sweetie!don't be, i got two wonderful children out of it, and already they how more promise than there father | |
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lollyp0p said: I CAN'T SPELL THE FILM
PHENOMENON is that right?
but i think too much and i was thinking alot that night and it really upset me ok i know i'm a freak
you cried at Phenomenon!!! Hahahahahahaha!!! | |
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Spookymuffin said: lollyp0p said: I CAN'T SPELL THE FILM
PHENOMENON is that right?
but i think too much and i was thinking alot that night and it really upset me ok i know i'm a freak
you cried at Phenomenon!!! Hahahahahahaha!!! 
it's really sad i think into things more i was thinking about the womans future and stuff they had just found happiness 
your gonna make me cry again now  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Ok, there was one guy I went on a date with, his name was Santos, he was a dancer and latin american looking, very nice infact.
When he picked me up in his car, he wouldnt stop looking at me, and kept saying "OMG its YOU! You are here! I cant believe you are here! Sat in my car!" ...and all that kind of stuff..
Anyway, he drove to a bar in London and was gonna park up, and Guess what? The prat couldnt park his car!!! he said he hates parking, so he got out his car, and PUSHED it into the parking space, with me still sat in the car!!! I was mortified!
So, then we went into the bar, he bought me a drink, and I started to chat to him. He kept looking at me, and said he didnt wanna talk, he just wanted to watch me.. I mean wtf????
So, I asked him something or said something and he went "No speaking, please! Let me just look at you all night!"
FREAKZOID!!!!
So I didnt see him again... OMG!!!!! | |
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Never had one...I mean, never had a date period. If anyone where wants to be my first and most horrible date, org note me please. | |
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