Come on? If not the best, what was the worst?


I remember in 1st grade, my substitue wouldnt let me go 2 the bathroom...i tried 2 hold it!!!

NO!!!!!


I sat in my desk.....

this girl i liked said, "what is that smell?"


I said, "maybe its from outside".....


It was time 2 go.. home





My friend said, "uuuggh, that's u!"


Every1 laughed at me!




I know every1 got a shit in their clothes story....u just dont wanna admit it!

seriously, i don't. that's just how anal retentive i am.

When it Comes out in COLORS.....

Zelaira said:

havent had one of those in a LONG time. LOL!

Dude, you mean to tell me there is NOTHING else you could think of for a thread? This is bogus.

What was the best shit u ever took?



i think they called it

maui wowwy

CarrieLee said:

Please, i c all types of dumb shit on here, might as well talk about it, 'like ta heee it go...'

Try eating Beets or some Green stuff..

shausler said:

As you can tell by my signiture:
a) This is my favorite topic ever.
b) None of you guys can compete with me when it comes to the topic at hand (again, I'm #1)
c) To answer the question more specifically: Each one of mine is better than the last. I'm always raising the bar.

CarrieLee said:

sinisterpentatonic said:

No stems and seeds that you don't need...

I thought this was gonna be a thread about drugs...

I had the best five shits in my life on Monday. You ought to try spending a day in Bangkok eating every morsel of every chill-inpired flavousome dish that you can find. BTW, it's best to do all that eating a day before you want to do your shitting.

the best shit i ever took was oxycoctin for pain maaaaan that was sum
goooood shit

3mta3 said:

lol.

last saturday i had four helpings of all you can eat indian buffet, and a few hours later it resulted in what can only be described as "oh my god, a can of aqua net just fell out of my butt".

it hurt like the dickens, but now i'm as regular as a pete yorn album.

Anxiety said:

does anyone else see how funny this shit is????!!!???!!!

Anxiety said:

round these parts we call it the hersheys squirts

3mta3 said:

wasn't nothin' SQUIRTY about it. i was squeezin' out SUVs last weekend.

I thought this was gonna be a thread about the best drugs you ever took.

hans stole an electric chair last month actually. that was quite a catch.

we stumbled upon a flock of ravens perched upon wing a.

they landed and we decided to test the machine out. high marks, all around.

except from the birds.

Anxiety said:

Did you have 20's on it? Were they spinning?

sinister said:

best shit i ever took was the day i shoplifted new power soul from the record store.


how's that?

thank you! thank you! i'm here till thursday! try the veal!

sorry, couldn't resist that one.....


--gm--

Anxiety said:

VinaBlue said:

me too!! i had some great stories brewing too!