Ok I went to the mall today to get some shoes looking my absolute scruffiest cause I don't care.....Had on a oh so attractive faded blue shirt and jeans nothing special no woman in that place should have noticed me. Ok after walking past like 20 guys dressed like Nelly I went into the shoe store got my shoes and foolishly said to myself "Hey haven't been to the mall in a while I will walk around a bit" Bad idea.....I had like 3 count them 3!! Underage girls come up to me and start talking asking my about my age and you got a girl blah blah blah.....Since these girls had the faces of 14 year old and the bodies of 22 year olds I asked each one how old they were....2 were 16 and one was 17! WTF!!!!

Why is it no woman and I mean no WOMAN talks to me anywhere I go but young girls follow me like I was R Kelly with candy and a backstage pass! And even younger girls have come up to me in the past! I don't look that damn young and I feel like a total fool when they do! Im like run along little one or you'll miss Yugi Oh.....LAWD!

i'm 30.

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Natisse said:

Im afraid that is only on the org Tisse.....Offline I got a bunch of little munchkins thinking im 18.....

lillith said:

Im yours.

3mta3 said:

So how old are you?

Maybe they thought you were Barney.

sinister said:

I know what you mean...I've had a small handful of comments from guys online but offline I would never get that

at least you get the attention from somewhere!!!

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16 and 17? If that's what they said it's probably closer to 14 and 15. I'd feel flattered though. Never ever had anyone hit on me, so I guess that would be fun. Always good for your ego, even if they are too young.

J0eyC0c0 said:

But thats the thing for me it would be more flattering if it was someone in their 20's or even older (not too old then it becomes scary ) but I feel like a perv when it happens lol....Im like get away before you get me busted.....Personally I think the "man" is trying to use underage girls to trap me! Trying to stop my shine

2the9s said:

I was singing the Barney song at the time.....

Natisse said:

You always have my attention online and off.....

sinister said:

aww you're a sweetie, but it's cool...I've got my reality check

Natisse said:

I will give you a reality check in Feburary.....

sinister said:

he he he...we'll see

sinister said:

Word.

I'm legal, and I've hit on you before.

sinister said:

33

theVelvetRoper said:

Well not in person.....and you really should come down here and do that!

3mta3 said:

Don't cry..... I will still try to seduce you

sinister said:

When are you going to post some more pictures?

I don't want you to change your profile picture, I just want to see some more!

theVelvetRoper said:

I think people are tired of seeing me but i will send you some pictures if you want though email or something.....

Coz ya willy is merely an oversized clitoris.

sinister said:

Umm... yeah!

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drgoldsmoke said:

maybe it's the van? maybe it's the candy? perhaps the way you lower the basket of lotion into the pit?

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