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Thread started 09/02/04 12:14pm

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Watch where you sit !!!!

Subject: Fw: Watch where you sit !!!!


Three women in North Florida turned up at
hospitals over a 5-day period, all with the same symptoms. Fever, chills,
and vomiting, followed by muscular collapse, paralysis, and finally, death.
There were no outward signs of trauma. Autopsy results showed toxicity in
the blood. These women did not know each other, and seemed to have nothing in common. It was discovered, however, that they had all visited the same Restaurant (Olive Garden) within days of their deaths. The health department descended on the restaurant, shutting it down. The food, water, and air conditioning were all inspected and tested, to no avail.
The big break came when a waitress at the restaurant was rushed to the hospital with similar symptoms... She told doctors that she had been on vacation, and had only went to the
restaurant to pick up her check. She did not eat or drink while she was there, but had used the restroom. That is when one toxicologist, remembering an article he had read, drove out to the restaurant, went into the restroom, and lifted the toilet seat. Under the seat, out of normal view, was a small spider. The spider was captured and brought back to the lab, where
it was determined to be the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata), so named because of its reddened flesh color. This spider's venom is extremely toxic, but can take several days to take effect. They live in cold, dark, damp climates, and toilet rims provide just the right atmosphere...! Several days later a lawyer from Jacksonville showed up at a hospital emergency room. Before his death, he told the doctor, that he had been away on business, had taken a flight from Indonesia, changing planes in Singapore, before returning home. He did not visit (Olive Garden), while there. He did, as did all of the other victims, have what was determined to be a puncture wound, on his right buttock. Investigators discovered that the flight he was on had originated in India. The Civilian Aeronautics Board (CAB) ordered an immediate inspection of! the toilets of all flights from India, and discovered the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata) spider's nests on 4 different planes! It is now believed that these spiders can be anywhere in the country.


So please, before you use a public toilet, lift the seat to check for spiders. It can save your life!
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Reply #1 posted 09/02/04 12:18pm

conch5184

AAAAAHHHH
I live in Central Florida and I already have a huge phobia of spiders!!!
I will be more careful thanks for the warning
[Edited 9/2/04 12:21pm]
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Reply #2 posted 09/02/04 2:36pm

SONofaBUSCUITe
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conch5184 said:

AAAAAHHHH
I live in Central Florida and I already have a huge phobia of spiders!!!
I will be more careful thanks for the warning
[Edited 9/2/04 12:21pm]



Catching crabs could be okay these days compared to these spiders... confused
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Reply #3 posted 09/02/04 2:40pm

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I never sit on a toilet in any public place. Ya just don't know what germs lay lurking, let alone spiders omg
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Reply #4 posted 09/02/04 2:56pm

TheFrog

i like spider sex. smile
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Reply #5 posted 09/02/04 3:05pm

lovemachine

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People will believe anything they read.
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Reply #6 posted 09/02/04 3:06pm

TheFrog

lovemachine said:

People will believe anything they read.


Do you believe that i like spider sex? smile
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Reply #7 posted 09/02/04 6:22pm

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lovemachine said:

People will believe anything they read.


Yes they will. rolleyes

http://www.snopes.com/hor...ttspdr.htm
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Reply #8 posted 09/02/04 6:27pm

J0eyC0c0

luv4u said:

I never sit on a toilet in any public place. Ya just don't know what germs lay lurking, let alone spiders omg


Smart woman. thumbs up!
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Reply #9 posted 09/02/04 6:38pm

drgoldsmoke

I sit on my grans face.
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Reply #10 posted 09/02/04 10:32pm

PEJ

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luv4u said:

I never sit on a toilet in any public place. Ya just don't know what germs lay lurking, let alone spiders omg




co-sign


no gas station bathrooms,grocery stores, public pools, not even the gym....
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Reply #11 posted 09/02/04 10:33pm

PEJ

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drgoldsmoke said:

I sit on my grans face.





serious? neutral I've never met your type.
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Reply #12 posted 09/02/04 10:36pm

applekisses

RaspberryWoman said:

lovemachine said:

People will believe anything they read.


Yes they will. rolleyes

http://www.snopes.com/hor...ttspdr.htm



SNOPES rocks! thumbs up!
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Reply #13 posted 09/03/04 12:43am

4HisGlory

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People will believe anything they read.


you read my mind. neutral
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