I need help guys. I have the neighbor from hell. He lives upstairs from me and he has been evicted. To get back at the landlord, he runs his bathtub water 24/7 and it has been running continuosly since August 1. Why does this bother me? Well, the pipes run through my bedroom wall and you can imagine the sound. It's like Chinese water torture or something. I have tried talking to him about his annoying ways but he refuses to answer his door. I have lost much sleep because of this asshole. Fuck the dumb. THIS MEANS WAR!!

Give me some ideas for revenge.

He drives a convertible mustang piece of shit with body damage.

Phone a plumber or the city and pretend your that neighbour wanting to have the water shut down coz your moving.....

Or call a locksmith and get the locks on his door changed

Car: Put crazy glue in the key locks, a banana up the exhaust pipe, splattered eggs on the car. Oh to evil

Don't get caught!!!!!

I'm 2 tonight.....

luv4u said:

I like the way you think. I thought about putting little pebbles in his tire valves to let the air slowly leak out overnight.

4HisGlory said:

No, put a few big nails in appropriate spots so when he goes to reverse or drive when leaving his stall he will hopefully get a few holes and lose air while driving Dayum I am bad.

luv4u said:

Awww shit...I have some huge ass nails in my kitchen drawer. Hmmm...I shall stay up late tonight. Only thing is I'm scared of bad karma.

4HisGlory said:

Your just scared and nervous - Just feel the adrenilen rush and the excitement build up.

Is it still bad karma for me if the person really really deserves it?

4HisGlory said:

NO. Having second thoughts are we??? Think of that neighbour, keeping thinking, keeping thinking..... And???

luv4u said:

I need to teach his ass a lesson. I tried nice, but nice don't get shit done!! fuck it...it's on then.

4HisGlory said:

The results, we want to know the results

First thing...

Tonight I'm gonna shove his doorknob into a jar of Vaseline. I can't do much to his car with the sensitive alarm, but I can mess with the tires.

I have tried to get his lights/gas shut off but they need the account number...any suggestions on this?

do a search for revenge on google. I've done it once and the stuff you can do to someone is amazing. You can get as ruthless as to have this person listed as a child molester for $100 or as simple as the crazy glue in the locks.

If you do the extreme of the two make sure this person really deserves it because that's a pretty harsh thing to do someone. It will ruin their lives and takes years and years to get off of their record. It's an extremely difficult thing to deal with if someone has you listed as this.

Well if he is being evicted than why go out for revenge?! If everyone retaliated for every wrong (real or imagined), there would be no end to conflict-and ending it would be supposedly the whole point of retaliating.

There are other methods to pursue to stop you suffering. Why not try and block out the noise by soundproofing, listening to music or watching TV through headphones and so on. A certain form of benevolent teology. No harm done to anyone. Unfortunatly, you know that can last only so long I guess. Particularly at night!

Maybe you could sit down with him and make him aware that you are distressed, see if he's willing to cooperate and find ways of making him stop. Mind you, he probably won't care if he's being evicted and will more than likely fail to recognise you as another I guess.

Maybe you could file another complaint with your landlord to get him booted out instantaneously. There are laws against disturbing the peace and quiet and you are morally justified in applying those laws to get some peace!

The thing is, people who knowingly disturb their neighbours on a regular basis, whether thoughtlessly or deliberately, are obviously troubled themselves. If you allow your neighbour to trouble you, all you gain is their trouble. If you try to relieve your troubled disturbance by retaliating, you'll only your own troubles, escalating the conflict or even committing a crime judging by your usage of emoticons there 4hisGlory! If you refuse to retaliate and be troubled by the noise, serenity can be yours.

The world is full of provocation always. It is, after all, your present response that will determine your future circumstances. This holds true for any provocation in life.

4HisGlory said:

Just say you don't know it and just give the address and apartment number.

reminder* stay on the ORG's good side.

I've dealt with people like that before and there's really nothing you can do about it. No matter how ignorant you try to get, they'll come up with something even worse. They got nothing to lose, you do.

4HisGlory said:

Nah cut the valves out on all 4 so that he can not do anything other than call out a mobile guy coz he does not have 4 spares

No, Karma's a bitch.

Turn up the stereo or sleep with a tv on but don't sink to eviction guys level, he'll be gone sooner than you think

4HisGlory said:

YES!

You are gonna be so pissed when this happens to you!


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(makes a mental note to not piss people off here at the org.)

HollowellSA said:

Good for you.

HollowellSA said:

You wuss.

Post a note under his door, I am sure he doesn't want to piss you off. He is not answering the door because he is being evicted, that also means he probably won't leave his apartment at all.

Wasting water like that is inexcusable, he should realise what it is to have water. If the note fails have his water cut off, either by the landlord or by the water authority. Just on principal, nothing to do with revenge.

ummm. tell your landlord. do not take action personally against this guy

Turn your stereo up load, befor eyou go away for a weekend, and put it on repeat and have it play Cotton Eye Joe, by the Rednecks over andover and over, the whole time you are gone

If you know what car they drive and can manage to open the engine hood, throw a big fish right on top of the engine. Revenge will be your's when he turns the A/C or heat on.

XxAxX said:

Ditto. Try this action first. If it don't work out, then try the other suggestions.

Hotlegs said:

See,

I have tried the civil route. I complained to the landlords (who live on the property by the way). They were sympathetic to us seeing as how we are friends. Anyway, they have been renting for years and know very well how far they can go. Here are some facts about the situation:

1. There are no seperate water locks. Shut off one, shut off ALL!

2. This guy was supposed to be out last Saturday, today is the 1st!! He hasn't moved a stick of furniture.

3. He leaves his apartment early in the morning before everyone else wakes up...and he leaves the water on.

4. He has shown the landlord some signs of a violent temper, which is why I don't wanna approach him. Not out of fear of him, but fear of what I might do to him!!

I was raised better than this but sometimes my patience wears thin. I can't blast the music because it's not fair to the neighbors next to me. Then they will be innocent victims just like me. I went outside and walked around his car this morning. I really thought hard about slashing his convertible top with my butterfly knife but somthing stopped me.

subhuman09's helpful neighbor hints:


1. Duct tape speakers to the ceiling and find the loudest, most obnoxious death metal music you can find.

Crank it up!

2. Bang the wall every single time you hear it, or find a tape of squirrels, whales or hyenas having sex and play it loud as well.

3. Buy a bullhorn, go upstairs and knock on your neighbor's door. When he opens it blast it RIGHT IN HIS FACE!

4. Play Tejano music at full blast right outside his door.

5. Convince Jehovah's Witnesses he's possessed by Satan, and needs the full treatment.

6. Let the air out of his tires.

7. Replace the air in his tires with pudding.

8. Pour a sugar heavy drink all over his car at night after he's gone to bed. If you live in a hot city, this will make it very very sticky.

9. Knock on his door and run away, leaving a flaming bag of dog poo.

10. Buy earplugs.


I know where you're coming from I have an upstairs neighbor that's a pain in the ass. I turned my music up really loud and drowned theirs out a few nights and that helped, but above all ignoring it seems to do the best.

Good luck!