TheFrog said:

but football boots really don't flatter my calves

how about you buy me a cute outfit and I'll stand on the side lines looking pretty

podiumdancer said:

*pulls out wallet*

Let's go to D&G, darling.

Spookymuffin said:

if only you were 10 years older I'd be all at that statement



your funny sweetie

podiumdancer said:

Funny you should say that. I am 10 years older.

Byron said:

that is so freakin cute!

Spookymuffin said:

your cheeky!

but seeming as you've aged so much in the last few minutes

come on lets hit the shops

I've just been dumped for saturday

so what you upto Ben

i need a shopping partner who can carry my bags

to being dumped

podiumdancer said:

Sure, I'll carry 'em. I may be 15 but mentally...I'm 95 (and not senile).








(or incontinent).

podiumdancer said:

uh...okay.

Spookymuffin said:

i knew you wasn't 10 years older



oh well

TheFrog said:

podiumdancer said:

That doesn't mean I can't accompany you!

Spookymuffin said:

aww bless you

your a darlin'

podiumdancer said:

In a month and 19 days I won't be jailbait

Spookymuffin said:

podiumdancer said:

Spookymuffin said:

STOP MAKING ME LAUGH I'M TRYING TO BE IN A BAD MOOD

TheFrog said:

And...I have that prototype sleek soccer player's physique


...I mean, football player...

podiumdancer said:

U sure you aren't up for a young, innocent, virgin?

Take me!

Byron said:

such a cutie.

AndGodCreatedMe said:

Spookymuffin said:

I'll take you to argos and I'll buy you some new toys ok

now BE GOOD

madminx said:

but I want SEX!

Spookymuffin said:

YOUR TOO YOUNG GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT

BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY

YOUR HAND SHOULD BE YOUR LOVER FOR A VERY LONG TIME YET

madminx said:

You just ruined my innocence. My ears have never heard such filth.

Spookymuffin said:

yeah ok sweetie

i know what 15 year old boys are like i dated a few when i was younger

madminx said:

My hoover's looking tempting

Spookymuffin said:

AndGodCreatedMe said:

Byron said: