u stretch and your body says " hey we cant move that way anymore"? feelin da effects of age... what a drag
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Need a back rub or something?

LOL, i probably slept real weird or sumfin.. i dunno all i kno isi woke up stretched and my body said "whoaaaaa nigga."

don't you just hate it when you wake up in the morning...

with a stiffy, and the kids are in the bedroom wondering what's that under the covers

purpletiger said:

I can hide it for you!

but that might just freak the kids out even more. just imagine, a hard on AND YOU...

under the covers hiding it

how will i explain that to the wife and kids

purpletiger said:

They wont see the hard on

'dont ya hate when u wake up and.....I'm not with you?


Mornin' Finess.

I NEVER feel like that

Poor Finess



You need to get one of those beds with elevating head and foot so you don't have to get up from lying down but can get help and sit up

TheRealFiness said:

Maybe you need a hot bath.

i hate when i wake up and i've dribbled on the pillow

cammille said:

OMG...that happens to me much too often.

Deep Heating is great stuff for sore muscles.

fell asleep on a bus once on the way to a man united match, woke up with my face pressed against the window, mouth wide open and and saliva running down the window from my mouth, a group of folk sat on the bus beside us found it very amusing.

TheRealFiness said:

You's a damn fool!! See, if you fuck before bed on the regular you won't have that problem.

cammille said:

I hate when I wake up and can't move.

I hate waking up with a full bladder, and it almost hurts my stomach by the time I sit up. On top of that, the bathroom is occupied. Then I have to do a jump and tiptoe dance until I can't stand it, and ask to come in.

4HisGlory said:

do i even know you?...

4HisGlory said:

A bit harsh. The man's acheth does not maketh a fooleth.

A bit of Shakespeare for yo ass.

I hate it when I wake up and I can't move one of my arms and/or hands because I had been sleeping on it too long and cut off the circulation.

Don't you hate it when someone wakes up and decides they are gonna raz Dansa's org mom?

i refuse to grow old.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

i said that too, and i look in the mirror and see gray hair..lol

TheRealFiness said:

Grey hairs just spell "experience"

I hate it when u get up and right away u know it's gonna b a verry very badd fucking day right from the beginning