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9 Things That Piss You Off!!! 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the bloody floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever sodding does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass? if sexy was a colour it would be red | |
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REDBABY said:[quote][b]
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever sodding does!! What can you do that's longer? [quote] Be Dead! Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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can we add to the list????
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lollyp0p said: can we add to the list????
YES!!! Please do! I am gonna add to the list too! Please NO flaming - make them GENERAL points though. if sexy was a colour it would be red | |
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REDBABY said: lollyp0p said: can we add to the list????
YES!!! Please do! I am gonna add to the list too! Please NO flaming - make them GENERAL points though. I don't do flaming, i feel guilty too easy | |
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people who are watching the same film as you and constantly ask you what is going on!!!!
do they think you have special powers and can see hidden meaning in everything thats broadcast??? | |
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when I'm online and someone comes into the room and asks what I'm doing
I'm going frigging handstands and stripping what does it look like | |
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I find sayings and fables a bit annoying. Take this for example,
'Never look a gifthorse in the mouth' OK, A. What the chuff is a gifthorse? and B. Why the hell would you be looking in its' mouth?! | |
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When I'm at work and about 3 senior people are sitting about doing nothing while I'm running about like an idiot...
" if your not busy can you just....." hey why don't i just wipe your backside too, i do everything else for you | |
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breath Lolly
I'm feeling so much better now thanks red | |
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lollyp0p said: When I'm at work and about 3 senior people are sitting about doing nothing while I'm running about like an idiot...
" if your not busy can you just....." hey why don't i just wipe your backside too, i do everything else for you You are cracking me up!!! if sexy was a colour it would be red | |
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My Dad, if I ask him a question replies:
"If you dont know the answer, I am not telling you!" WTF??? if sexy was a colour it would be red | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: I find sayings and fables a bit annoying. Take this for example,
'Never look a gifthorse in the mouth' OK, A. What the chuff is a gifthorse? and B. Why the hell would you be looking in its' mouth?! I havent a clue!!! if sexy was a colour it would be red | |
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lollyp0p said: breath Lolly
I'm feeling so much better now thanks red Oh carry on I am enjoying it!!! if sexy was a colour it would be red | |
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People who are about to tell you something and say "Do you know something....?"
hell yes, I know something! Not everything, but I do know some things!!! Do they think I am stoopid or what??? if sexy was a colour it would be red | |
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People that punctuate there scentences with "y'know" . NO I DON'T FUCKING KNOW! If I did for what other reason would I be listening to you?
Punctuating with "like" anoys me to. LIKE WHAT? Aswipe! Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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Oh and people whoe say "Like, y'know" can just fuck right off, for they are not human. Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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PREDOMINANT said: Oh and people whoe say "Like, y'know" can just fuck right off, for they are not human.
omg THATS FUNNY!!! if sexy was a colour it would be red | |
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5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the bloody floor. I do hate that, as if you aren't both sitting there watching the damn thing Any kind of talking or bag rattling during a movie makes me nuts | |
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I will confess, when on a long journey in the car I will say *Are we nearly there yet?* CONSTANTLY!!!
if sexy was a colour it would be red | |
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CalhounSq said: 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the bloody floor. I do hate that, as if you aren't both sitting there watching the damn thing Any kind of talking or bag rattling during a movie makes me nuts Or mobile phones!!!! if sexy was a colour it would be red | |
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REDBABY said: CalhounSq said: I do hate that, as if you aren't both sitting there watching the damn thing Any kind of talking or bag rattling during a movie makes me nuts Or mobile phones!!!! Not mobile phones per se, but it's the second or third mobile phone user that gets me. Anyone can forget to turn off their phone. But when One goes off EVERYONE should think "Oh I must turn mine off" then no more. What is worst is if that person rings twice!! Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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when people say really? when you've just told them something
NO NOT REALLY I'M A FRIGGING LIAR | |
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lollyp0p said: when people say really? when you've just told them something
NO NOT REALLY I'M A FRIGGING LIAR | |
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1. People that stalk your ass on the computer ! Don't u get the message fucker!
2. Getting bad seats at a Prince show I'll just move up some rows when that happends 3. People that walk in on u when your taking a shower even when its locked or something. 4. When the dog gets loose. Now I have to chase your ass half way down the block 5. No sex. 6. Men with nice cars, but look fugly. 7. Ugly men that like u. 8. People that call Prince a "fag". Well I don't see your danm ass on the stage 9. Men With short dicks. Can u warn a sista ! U led me on thinking u was moses. Hurtin sheep blinded through a fantasy | |
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scandaloussex said: 1. People that stalk your ass on the computer ! Don't u get the message fucker!
2. Getting bad seats at a Prince show I'll just move up some rows when that happends 3. People that walk in on u when your taking a shower even when its locked or something. 4. When the dog gets loose. Now I have to chase your ass half way down the block 5. No sex. 6. Men with nice cars, but look fugly. 7. Ugly men that like u. 8. People that call Prince a "fag". Well I don't see your danm ass on the stage 9. Men With short dicks. Can u warn a sista ! Oh you baaadddd! | |
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REDBABY said: 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the bloody floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. Omg I love this thread. Here's mine: When you ask someone to help you find something and they say "But I don't know where it is." Of course you don't know where it is, cock-badger, that's the whole point of finding something. | |
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going to the shops to buy orange club biscuits to find they only have fruit ones
do they not know how traumatic this is for an addict | |
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lollyp0p said: going to the shops to buy orange club biscuits to find they only have fruit ones
do they not know how traumatic this is for an addict | |
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Spookymuffin said: cock-badger
cock-badger Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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