1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when
I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for
the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn
right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the bloody floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn
thing anyone ever sodding does!!
What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?

REDBABY said:[quote][b]

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn
thing anyone ever sodding does!!
What can you do that's longer?

[quote]

Be Dead!

can we add to the list????

lollyp0p said:

YES!!! Please do!

I am gonna add to the list too!

Please NO flaming - make them GENERAL points though.

REDBABY said:

I don't do flaming, i feel guilty too easy

people who are watching the same film as you and constantly ask you what is going on!!!!


do they think you have special powers and can see hidden meaning in everything thats broadcast???

when I'm online and someone comes into the room and asks what I'm doing

I'm going frigging handstands and stripping what does it look like

I find sayings and fables a bit annoying. Take this for example,

'Never look a gifthorse in the mouth'

OK, A. What the chuff is a gifthorse? and B. Why the hell would you be looking in its' mouth?!

When I'm at work and about 3 senior people are sitting about doing nothing while I'm running about like an idiot...

" if your not busy can you just....."

hey why don't i just wipe your backside too, i do everything else for you

breath Lolly

I'm feeling so much better now

thanks red

lollyp0p said:

You are cracking me up!!!

My Dad, if I ask him a question replies:

"If you dont know the answer, I am not telling you!"


WTF???

JDINTERACTIVE said:

I havent a clue!!!

lollyp0p said:

Oh carry on I am enjoying it!!!

People who are about to tell you something and say "Do you know something....?"

hell yes, I know something! Not everything, but I do know some things!!! Do they think I am stoopid or what???

People that punctuate there scentences with "y'know" . NO I DON'T FUCKING KNOW! If I did for what other reason would I be listening to you?

Punctuating with "like" anoys me to. LIKE WHAT? Aswipe!

Oh and people whoe say "Like, y'know" can just fuck right off, for they are not human.

PREDOMINANT said:

omg THATS FUNNY!!!

I do hate that, as if you aren't both sitting there watching the damn thing Any kind of talking or bag rattling during a movie makes me nuts

I will confess, when on a long journey in the car I will say *Are we nearly there yet?* CONSTANTLY!!!

CalhounSq said:

Or mobile phones!!!!

REDBABY said:

Not mobile phones per se, but it's the second or third mobile phone user that gets me. Anyone can forget to turn off their phone. But when One goes off EVERYONE should think "Oh I must turn mine off" then no more. What is worst is if that person rings twice!!

when people say really? when you've just told them something

NO NOT REALLY I'M A FRIGGING LIAR

lollyp0p said:

1. People that stalk your ass on the computer ! Don't u get the message fucker!
2. Getting bad seats at a Prince show I'll just move up some rows when that happends
3. People that walk in on u when your taking a shower even when its locked or something.
4. When the dog gets loose. Now I have to chase your ass half way down the block
5. No sex.
6. Men with nice cars, but look fugly.
7. Ugly men that like u.
8. People that call Prince a "fag". Well I don't see your danm ass on the stage
9. Men With short dicks. Can u warn a sista !

scandaloussex said:

Oh you baaadddd!

REDBABY said:

Omg I love this thread.

Here's mine:

When you ask someone to help you find something and they say "But I don't know where it is." Of course you don't know where it is, cock-badger, that's the whole point of finding something.

going to the shops to buy orange club biscuits to find they only have fruit ones




do they not know how traumatic this is for an addict

lollyp0p said:

Spookymuffin said:

cock-badger