I just can't believe all the things people say.....Am I black or white? Am I straight or gay?

Do I think Althom's on crack?
Do I think 2the9's (ha! see how I spelled it!!!) is a fool?

Controversy.....

No and yes!

Yes ladies and Gentleman I have returned from my Marlon Brando like seclusion.....and I am now back as a newbie! (and like most newbies I expect to be ignored unless I post a half naked pic or swear loyatly to the Devil on a thread) I enjoyed my lurk time, but I decided to cut my mini vacation short.....

I missed none of you cause I never left and Im all bitter and hateful now (like Brando) so don't expect anything amusing or entertaining out of me cause I hate everything!!!!!
















































And for those who believed that and when I said I was a white guy named Lee I got some Beach property I would like to sell you here in Phoenix.....

Would you like to be my assistant?

althom said:

Sure!!!! Nothing I would like better than to assist you Althom!!


(mutters under breath) I would rather run backwards through a cornfield than assist you damn crackbot....

In my time away I have been thinking of many things.....I will share some of my thoughts as this thread goes on.....

I thought to myself the other day.....I can't wait for Mr. T to get old and weak enough for me to be able to take him in a fight. Because on that day, I will be standing over his hospital bed...



And we will see who the fool is....

sinister said:

Just give him a push...

subhuman09 said:

Ahhh Subhuman my funny friend I have missed you....how has the pack been acting in my absence?

sinister said:

If you hadn't heard Frog's liver called while he was out.

It left a message for him-"fuck you."

Other than that, it's been pretty quiet (at least that's what the papers will hear).

As I said in my time away I have pondered many things and I have come across something I call the 2 min management course.....It should be treated as holy gospel for those who work in an office/business enviornment.....

Lesson One

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit
saw the
eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"

The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground
below
the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the
rabbit and
ate it.

Management Lesson - To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting

very, very high up.


Lesson Two

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
the top
of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
enough
strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after
eating some
more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night,
the
turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Management Lesson - Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't
keep you
there.


Lesson Three

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird
froze
and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As
the
frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how
warm he
was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and
happy,
and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following
the
sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and
promptly dug
him out and ate him.

Management Lesson -

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

This ends your management course

I bet this dude would be a cool manager.

subhuman09 said:

This is my old manager.....

sinister said:

Of course that's the flattering picture...



I had a freaky manager once who talked about suicide all the time, even told me this story of him in his car with a shotgun about to do it. Of course, the usual morons too.

It's strange, people always seem to open up around me.

There has to be money in it!

Since I titled this thread controversy I will post something that has no controversy what so ever just to show you my life is about not living up to your name and not doing what you said you were going too.....(god Im bitter)

Im going to stop posting these types of pictures.....and I am Sinister and scary.....Please read my last post above this one so that last sentence makes more sense thank you.....










[Edited 8/30/04 4:17am]

Post more!

With recipes!

Yeah, okay...now remind me again: Who are you?

2the9s said:

Here let me remind you.....

you're white and gay?

TheFrog said:

sinister said:

I'm confused. This isn't a Michael Jackson thread.

subhuman09 said:

Yet I still grab my crotch.....don't you see how his influence has corrupted this site!

sinister said:

I wondered about that. Glad it's not the bladder thing.

This justifies all the thread killing now.

If nothing else, we should start a fund to buy 'ol Mikey another glove.

subhuman09 said:

Nose, Glove it's all Mr Potato head accesories now anyway.....I say we buy him a new suit for trial cause he goes to trial dressed like Captain Crunch most of the time.....Why did he wear those awful costumes in video's and award shows? I mean I know it was the 80's and 90's but damn! Drunk midgets from Willy Wonka didn't dress THAT badly.....

sinister said:

The Oompa Loompas always did have a certain pimp flair to them, you know? I think Latoya was dressing Michael.

He'd look better if he dressed like Peter Pan, anyway.

subhuman09 said:

See thats what I don't get.....He says he's Peter Pan yet he dresses like Captain Hook.....He sleeps and hangs with young boys yet he screams out pirate like words like "Shome on!" and acts like he can fight and stuff in his videos.....I tried the whole MJ way of fighting in 6th grade....I told a kid to "Shome on!! You ain't bad!! You ain't nothing!!" Did a spin, crotch grab and gave him the look and head shake (I was rocking the jerri curl too!) I got punched in my mouth.....I still whimpered out a "Hee hee" before I cried..... DAMN YOU MICHAEL!!!!

sinister said:

It's all smoke and mirrors man.

Smoke and mirrors and Tupperware faces.

I wonder if he was so traumatized by the Pepsi hair fire he never was the same after. Maybe he went to some other personality where he wanted to be Peter Pan so bad he ended up alienating himself to the point of Captain Hook being a secret persona.

That or he's just fooked.

subhuman09 said:

I wish I knew that before I got punched in the eye! I knew I should have used Ozzy and bit the head of that pigeon that was next to me.....But Wesley Snipes was so intimidated by MJ's moves.....How could I be so wrong? What man in their right mind can stand up to a 6'0 150 pound once black now almost white Michael Jackson with a mean Jerri curl and black jacket? Maybe my jerri curl wasnt as fierce?

sinister said:

I have no doubt in your fierceness. I bet it'd be a fair fight if you had Mike up against you angry, wondering where Macaulay Culkin is hiding.

For the man that went on to be Blade, Wesley was pretty freaked out. Maybe he just couldn't get handle where his career was then-or maybe he accidentally looked at Mike's crotch when he grabbed it and went to shock.

Either way, I find it disturbing that Mike is whiter than me-and I'm pretty white. I feel so betrayed. He's become a parody of himself-not even the parody people can keep up with his own damage.

I still have my Dangerous tape though.

subhuman09 said:

And that's the other thing!! The album titles.....We will start from when he became "Michael Pop star god, half white half amazing Jackson"

Off the Wall- Music never had me moshing.....Or jumping off walls.....I just left my 9-5 on the shelf and enjoyed myself.....

Thriller- I wasn't scurred!! False advertisement.....He was rather dapper on the cover not scary at all.....

Bad- "You know im bad.....Im bad...Shome on....Ok anyone who uses the word Bad and shome on in a sentence isn't that bad or is the villain in the Chuck Norris Missing in Action movies....

Dangerous- Perhaps to parents of young boys under 10 but not to anybody else.....Why Mike why....How many kids in white T-shirts and short pants did you get beat up in 1991 huh? How many went out like me huh?

I will omit History and Blood on the dancefloor cause its a compilation and soundtrack.....

And Invinceble.....His popularity had declined to where no kid would be caught dead emulating him.....cause if they did they would be killed...."Im invincib (crack falls to the ground dead) Poor billy too much Hee not enough hee