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greetings from the asylum... 
hello and welcome friends. perhaps you're needing a vacation spot to relax as the summer wraps up. please consider the asylum. where else can you enjoy the gifts that only the asylum can bring? tired of having to keep your neck still when watching your ceiling television? just ask your friendly asylum supervisor, hans to strap you in for some relaxing fun: 
keep this in mind for your next trip-hope to be seeing some of you soon: 
we'll leave the light on for you. | |
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Can I come!  Im crazy.....and bitter! Look what I sent to AGCM though org notes....
 Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive.... | |
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What up, dawg?
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2the9s said: What up, dawg?
we have your usual room waiting mr. 9s. hans sends his love. | |
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asylum said: 2the9s said: What up, dawg?
we have your usual room waiting mr. 9s. hans sends his love. No restraints this time, 'kay?  | |
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2the9s said: asylum said: we have your usual room waiting mr. 9s. hans sends his love. No restraints this time, 'kay? that is fine, mr. 9s. hans will be saddened however. perhaps the chamber? | |
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Can I get a bed by the window? And can I get drugged up real nice? I like to be numb.....I like when my butt falls asleep..... Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive.... | |
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sinister said: Can I get a bed by the window? And can I get drugged up real nice? I like to be numb.....I like when my butt falls asleep.....
of course mr. sinister, your window is still intact. hans prefers to not use drugs when possible. he's not known as the german tranquilizer for nothing you know. you do remember making one of the guests quite worried when your posterior was in slumber. he thought you were stealing the chairs. sadly he had an accident. hans says hello. | |
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asylum said: sinister said: Can I get a bed by the window? And can I get drugged up real nice? I like to be numb.....I like when my butt falls asleep.....
of course mr. sinister, your window is still intact. hans prefers to not use drugs when possible. he's not known as the german tranquilizer for nothing you know. you do remember making one of the guests quite worried when your posterior was in slumber. he thought you were stealing the chairs. sadly he had an accident. hans says hello. Ahhh Han's.....Once he put my ass to sleep for 14 hours.....ahhh the sensations.....It was like sitting on 12 kitty cats on top of 4 pillows, on top of a rabid bager with a skin condition....Bliss pure bliss....Did he get the fruit basket I sent and the urine cake? Made from scratch you know..... Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive.... | |
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sinister said: asylum said: of course mr. sinister, your window is still intact. hans prefers to not use drugs when possible. he's not known as the german tranquilizer for nothing you know. you do remember making one of the guests quite worried when your posterior was in slumber. he thought you were stealing the chairs. sadly he had an accident. hans says hello. Ahhh Han's.....Once he put my ass to sleep for 14 hours.....ahhh the sensations.....It was like sitting on 12 kitty cats on top of 4 pillows, on top of a rabid bager with a skin condition....Bliss pure bliss....Did he get the fruit basket I sent and the urine cake? Made from scratch you know..... hans still mentions that very experience. he admired your dedication with the fruit basket. the urine cake was sadly eaten by a guest when looking for the lemon cakes from visitor hour. he seemed to be pleased though. referred to it as, "tangy, but sweet." he choked on a pipe cleaner though. hans told him it wasn't a q-tip. always a new vacancy. | |
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asylum said: sinister said: Ahhh Han's.....Once he put my ass to sleep for 14 hours.....ahhh the sensations.....It was like sitting on 12 kitty cats on top of 4 pillows, on top of a rabid bager with a skin condition....Bliss pure bliss....Did he get the fruit basket I sent and the urine cake? Made from scratch you know..... hans still mentions that very experience. he admired your dedication with the fruit basket. the urine cake was sadly eaten by a guest when looking for the lemon cakes from visitor hour. he seemed to be pleased though. referred to it as, "tangy, but sweet." he choked on a pipe cleaner though. hans told him it wasn't a q-tip. always a new vacancy. That is a shame about the unrine cake.....I drank lots of Tang that day I was hoping it would add flavor.....but I have Ovaltine here and a chocolate cake is just a bathroom trip away! I would like to know if I can get a kite.....I like kites.....it reminds me of my childhood.....I ate lots of ants and rotten fruit but that is neither here nor there..... Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive.... | |
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sinister said: Can I come!
Im crazy.....and bitter! Look what I sent to AGCM though org notes....
I did not receive it  | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: sinister said: Can I come!
Im crazy.....and bitter! Look what I sent to AGCM though org notes....
I did not receive it Orgnotes are down..... Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive.... | |
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sinister said: asylum said: hans still mentions that very experience. he admired your dedication with the fruit basket. the urine cake was sadly eaten by a guest when looking for the lemon cakes from visitor hour. he seemed to be pleased though. referred to it as, "tangy, but sweet." he choked on a pipe cleaner though. hans told him it wasn't a q-tip. always a new vacancy. That is a shame about the urine cake.....I drank lots of Tang that day I was hoping it would add flavor.....but I have Ovaltine here and a chocolate cake is just a bathroom trip away! I would like to know if I can get a kite.....I like kites.....it reminds me of my childhood.....I ate lots of ants and rotten fruit but that is neither here nor there..... hans would enjoy a gift such as that. he still spins yarns (outside of craft time). perhaps you should try some icing with the ovaltine, mr. sinister. as for the kites-it is being looked into, but after bones escaping through the bars, it is frowned upon. we are hoping to have a nature day however. jars of dirt will be brought inside, hopefully ants and fruit will be involved. this reminds me-olga (hans' wife, as you know) sends her love. i will share this idea with her-she was looking for meal ideas. | |
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sinister said: AndGodCreatedMe said:
I did not receive it Orgnotes are down.....  Since when? | |
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