Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not?

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.



Gawd, I love Sex....

To Hades with all you orger that have a healthy, active sex life.....

(green with envy over here....)

PanthaGirl said:

so THAT'S what I need to do to get my oestragen levels up? BRING IT ON!!!



cool thread sweetie

PanthaGirl said:

why it isn't an Olympic sport, i just don't know.

i would have been glued, GLUED i tells ya, to the tv.

No wonder I feel shithouse.

i need to be having some then

PanthaGirl said:

But can you hear the crowd cheer when you score ?

senik said:

damn right, senik.

LCFC forever!

(even though they're shit )

senik said:

I dunno, but I hear alot of sniggering.

lollyp0p said:

you and me both, hon...

I tried to call you Wednesday night and last night my time and it kept ringing out sweetie...sorry

PanthaGirl said:

I knew I was sticking it in the wrong hole

Natisse said:

stupid work rang on wednesday

and i missed your call



ohhhhh hang on, it was ringing out.....

Hmmmmm i may have given you the wrong number my mom and dads number is really similar to my new home number errrrr the last 3 digits should be 864

only the last three digits are different to my moms and mine

i get confused sooooo easy

My mom and dad are on holiday at the minute so there number will ring forever

senik said:

great fucking line.

senik said:

tehehe well I always get a brilliant applause from the power that be...

lollyp0p said:

cool, sweetie...I'll try again tonight my time so midday Friday your time hope I catch you

Natisse said:

Thanks babes...How u doing Sweety?

TheFrog said:

I have a dilemma though .....I can't decide which nostril to pleasure I mean I only got one.....

PanthaGirl said:

good thanks hon...how about you? it's overcast here in Sydney

senik said:

i'm sure if you ask a girl, "which nostril would you like me to pleasure", she'll tell you.

Natisse said:

Ohh BabyGirl.... Sun is shining bright here in Melbourne, for a bloody nice change...

senik said:

PanthaGirl said:

cool!!! the is trying very hard to appear here, but it just aint happening lol...got a feeling he'll peep through for the weekend tho

did you watch the DVD? what's it like?

senik said:

I want to point out how beautiful and sensual a simple kiss can be






(I love that pic of John and Yoko can you tell I'm on a fix at the moment )

TheFrog said:

Yes Yes son! You're bang on!!

My skills supersede telepathic tantric sex


Wanna try???..... Clear the mucus from those nostrils lad (now where's my 'Jimmy hat'!?)

natisse those are gorgeous pics

kinda make me feel

though

nothing better than having someone you care about to kiss

lollyp0p said:

awwwww sweetie I know what you mean...our time will come, tho, we'll find the right guy for us and it'll happen when it's mean to be

senik said:

ooh - er - a suddenly important phone call i must attend to!

(tyre screeches)