ANOTHER PRIMITIVE SWING

YOU BANG A GONG INCOMPREHENSIBLY?
YOU DID STIFFEN.
HOW DO THE BOOBOO-THINGS DEMOCRATICALLY PUT BACK MAGGOT?
AND WE DRIVE ME CRAZY?
YOU WON'T MONITOR TROPICAL WRATH OF GOD.
OR ANOTHER PRIMITIVE SWING FALLS TO THE COMMUNISTS.
VICTOR THE SAD LONER GET MORE OUT OF PRESIDENT BOOBOO?
-=-
BUT NEVER WERE A HOTSPOT FOR WIFE TRADING.
WHY DID YOU CUT BACK ON ONE MORE TEMPERATE GANGA?
AND TEAL OFFICER BOOBOO WILL HAVE NICE KIDS.
I DON'T SCHWERVE YOUR MORE JUDGMENS!
YOU BE CHILLIN WIT A FAT SPLIFF.
FOR WHAT REASON DO I SHRIEK IN PAIN?
AND I DON'T RHUMBATE SADLY.
-=-
AND THE LESS TWO PIANO FROM DISTILLED WILLIAMS AND GANGA'S RAVER SAMBA WITH ME, THE MORE THEY MANGE THE TEN LETTER BOMBS.
WHEN DOES ANOTHER PRIMITIVE SWING VISCOUSLY BEAT BEAVER CLEAVER?
NEVER TELL CARROT JOKES ABOUT BROCK.
-=-
WE OSCILLATE YOUR GARGOYLE?
I SPOUT CAUTIOUSLY.

X-RATED MADAME SHAFT

HOW DID I ATTAIN X-RATED MADAME SHAFT AND MISTER NOVELTY AND THE DIRTY'S GREAT DANE WITHOUT THE POLICY'S SPAMLORD?
THE LESS X-RATED MADAME SHAFT COAGULATES ANOTHER JOCK-OBOES AND ONE MORE MANY MORE BASKETS, THE MORE POLICY-LIKE FIBRES INSERTED DISTRACTEDLY PUTS UP WITH YOUR EMOTION-POLICY AND DUKE NEST AND ANOTHER MABEL...
-=-
IF YOU ARE FLABBY, SPANK MONKEYS SLYLY.
WE WRECKTHEPLACE READILY.
YOU DON'T PENIS SAUSAGE...
-=-
ANOTHER SIGNPOST-LIKE SEPTIC ASS PIMPLE AND MY NUDE POLICY-HOT RATS WITHOUT ADJACENT KING MOOP DID FILLS THE EVEREXPANDING BRA.
AND FOR WHAT REASON DIDN'T YOU HOLDS NO WATER?
URBANE QUEEN SIGNPOST WON'T BE TOASTY.
IF YOU HAVE GESTURES, BLING BLING?
OR NEVER IMPLODES.
NEVER CRADLE YOUR NINE POOFS.
I WON'T BASK...
IF YOU HAVE FANBOYS, IS GAY?
MATURE ORCS SLIP MANY MORE PUSEES.
BUT WE DID SWIPE KING GREEDY WEREPANTHER.
FOR WHAT REASON DIDN'T X-RATED MADAME SHARD ERRATICALLY REIGN?
WE ERASE FROM THEIR MINDS SERAPHIM.
WE DO BOOMS!
-=-
OR NEVER HORRIBLY POOL THE NOVELTY'S DISAPPEARING DELINQUENTS AND SAND'S FLANGER-LEVELS AND ANGST-PENES UNLESS YOU CAN'T CAT...
OR BIG GAY DIDN'T HELD HANDS!
WE DON'T SIEGFRIED.

FLANGE IS TANTALIZING

WE SUCK BIG COCK.
CONGENIAL DOGWOODS SHUFFLE...
I SOAK.
AND WHO DID TEDDIES SUMMARIZE?
FLANGE WITH DUKE BONKERS MOOKOO AND EBONY TONY AWARDS DID DIG MY GRAVE UNLUCKILY.
-=-
YOU DO LOOT.
I MEDDLE IN GODS DOMAIN.
I DID TALK ABOUT US.
I DON'T CONGEAL.
BUT I DID PRESIDENT FUCKITTY ROCK.
WHY DON'T YOUR FOUR HAYSTACKS PUPATE THEM?
-=-
YOU EGG ON MORE FOOTBALLS?
ANOTHER BROWN NOSER WON'T BRING ME THE HEAD OF PHOENICIANS AND FLANGE.
AND MY TAROT AND BURNING UNDERGROUND WEEVILS RUB IT.

I DON'T LIKE HAPPENING LITTLE MISS CUM DUMPSTER

THE LESS HAPPENING LITTLE MISS CUM DUMPSTER AND KING TANGERINE STIMULUS AND ANOTHER CATHODIC XENA FALSELY GARBLES THE DEGREES, THE LESS THEY SQUEAMISHLY FILL OUT NINE SCORES AND ALLERGIC DOCTOR SCREENSHOT.
WHEN DON'T I BABBLED?
BUT HAPPENING LITTLE MISS CUM DUMPSTER RESEARCHES...
-=-
SPACE DUST DOES STAND FOR ME.
YOU SLING BEHIND ANOTHER MOB.
OR THE MORE THEY ARE FARTING RAZORBLADES, THE LESS THEY LOVE PICKLES.
-=-
PHONY MONKEY-MAN MARRIES?
OR GRACE PEARSON WILL EAT CABBAGE.
-=-
WE DON'T DIMWITTEDLY THROW AWAY THEM.
IF YOU HAVE STARFISH, PUSSYFOOT ASSMONKIES.
I DIDN'T GAILY RIMJOB ROADSIDE SCREENSHOT!
FEEDBACK DIDN'T RECOMMEND MONKEY-MAN-LIKE NMNM?
WHEN DON'T WE STRUCTURE IRREFUTABLE KUNDALINI?
THREE SUSHI DO WERE A HOTSPOT FOR WIFE TRADING...
WE DIDN'T WALK TO WORK.
-=-
THE LESS HAPPENING LITTLE MISS CUM DUMPSTER REFRESHES SQUARELY, THE LESS DOUBT LIFTS ARR DUKE SPACE DUST.
I DO HOPES...
BUT HAPPENING LITTLE MISS CUM DUMPSTER AND HAPPENING LITTLE MISS CUM DUMPSTER WITH YOURSELF AND SIX DINKS OVER DOCTOR GLOSSY IRON OUT THEM?
YOU DON'T ECONOMICALLY GERMANIZE NMNM-LIKE DOCTOR TOXICITY...
THEN THE MORE THEY MASTER THE VIOLIN, THE MORE THEY WELSH SPUNK MAGICALLY?

THE BLAST IS FOUR-EYED

WHY DID PRIMARY GLOCKENSPIEL SIT?
TRISEXUALLY DIGESTS MISTER BLACKSWELL WITH MY AGNOSTIC NUDIST COLONY AND THE BLAST TWICE A DAY.
THEN IT'S BETTER TO GATHER SEVEN GOATSEX0RS THAN LIQUIDATE ANOTHER UNICELLULAR DEVOID-SCROTUM AND THE BLAST AND A CHAOTSU'S PENOR-LIKE POOPBALLS.
-=-
AND THE LESS GEL'S ARTICLES AND PHOSPHOUS'S BEVELED TRACTORS SUMMARIZE THE BLAST AND MONOMANICAL PERVERT, THE MORE THEY SHUNS THE BLAST AND THE BLAST.
WTF@@@ DIDN'T WAVE?
-=-
GLOCKENSPIEL IS FIRE BREATHING!
YOU SHUT UP YOU B@$TARDS?
-=-
WE WILL INTEGRATE THE BLAST AND THE BLAST WITHOUT THE LINEAR FIDDLEHANDS AND ANOTHER SKIES...
YOU WILL CATCH ON TO SWEET PANTS AND THE BLAST WITHOUT THE RECORD'S U AND THE BLAST...
BUT WHY DIDN'T I SQUAWK AT SMOOVE'S FIVE CERVIX-JOKE OVER ONE MORE FIVE JERK AND THE BLAST OF ONE MORE DRUNKEN RUNS?
THE MORE THEY LUBRICATE THE BLAST AND LUSTFUL STUDS OVER SIX PANTYHOSE HEADS WITH DIESEL, THE MORE THEY TRAVEL.
FOR WHAT REASON DID I UNITE?
AND WE GERMANIZE ONE MORE GROCERIES!
-=-
NEVER RENTERTROUTENED US!
DEIFIED US TWICE A DAY.
THE BLAST WAS UNSAFE?
YOU LAY BAREFOOT IN THE GRASS BOLDLY!
OR WHO DIDN'T FORBIDDEN NEPTUNE-MARMALADE ADORE?

a. the above are the work of a literary genious
b. the above is aload of pretentious bollocks that makes no sense at all
sorry mate but it has to be b for me
u see i'm one lifes simple people this stuff means nothing to me
i like friends though and some of the lines on that are really good!!!

It's all just a load of random bollocks, but it made me laugh, so I thought I'd post some of it.

Have a go yourself, just click this link: http://www.leonatkinson.c...EEN=lyrics

gooeythehamster said:

I did write a poem once which sounded a lot like that. I know it off by heart.

21st Century Prayer

Where were you,
When I needed you?

Now I am alone,

I cried out your name,
You never came,
To make everything alright.

In the stillness of night,
I saw your face,
Until the dawn took my dream away,

I'll forgive you,
But I could never forget,

And let me indulge in my temptation,
My sorrow and frustration,

For that's all you gave me,
Please come back and save me,

Forever, I love you,

Damn you,
Damn you.