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almost orgasmic so i was getting my nails done today, and the lady was telling me how she had a customer today that wanted a pedicure. well u sit in the massage chair and u get your feet done while this chair massages your back and vibrates, so she said all of the sudden this lady starts making moaning noises and got all red in the face..... i was like OH MY she said it sounded like u know she having sex. so then she tells me, u have to sit in the chair ( never had a pedicure, i really dont let strangers touch my feet uhhhhh nevermind why)
so i sat in the chair and OH MY.....  | |
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Ya know... why can't this ever happen to me!? People talk about the un-balanced washing machine and the vibrating chairs and it does nothing for me!
Maybe I'm broken. . [This message was edited Thu Aug 26 15:53:55 2004 by AzureStarr] | |
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AzureStarr said: Ya know... why can't this ever happen to me!? People talk about the un-balanced washing machine and the vibrating chairs and it does nothing for me!
Maybe I'm broken. . [This message was edited Thu Aug 26 15:53:55 2004 by AzureStarr] You're too insecure! You have to lighten up!  | |
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2the9s said: Enough! 9s.  ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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2the9s said: AzureStarr said: Ya know... why can't this ever happen to me!? People talk about the un-balanced washing machine and the vibrating chairs and it does nothing for me!
Maybe I'm broken. . [This message was edited Thu Aug 26 15:53:55 2004 by AzureStarr] You're too insecure! You have to lighten up! After I make my muffins, I am going to load the washing machine all cockeyed and have a seat! I'll report back later!  | |
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AzureStarr said: 2the9s said: You're too insecure! You have to lighten up! After I make my muffins, I am going to load the washing machine all cockeyed and have a seat! I'll report back later! Put a bowling ball in there! That's what I do!
Errr I mean... that's what my wife does...  | |
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AzureStarr said: 2the9s said: You're too insecure! You have to lighten up! After I make my muffins, I am going to load the washing machine all cockeyed and have a seat! I'll report back later! Maybe you should buy one of those washing machines with a cock on it? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: AzureStarr said: After I make my muffins, I am going to load the washing machine all cockeyed and have a seat! I'll report back later! Maybe you should buy one of those washing machines with a cock on it?  | |
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Once I Broke Out In Hives on That Massage chair. Be careful. | |
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ooh, ooh  i'm willing to be a "massage chair" if anyone wants to sit on me.  | |
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TheFrog said: ooh, ooh
i'm willing to be a "massage chair" if anyone wants to sit on me. | |
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