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PICK UP LINE... This was an email I just got...I thought I'd share it 
An Italian man enters his favorite glamorous restaurant. While sitting at his regular table, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby....all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of fine wine to be sent over to her - knowing that if she accepts it, she is his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this is from the gentleman. She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 8 inches in your pants". The man, after reading the note, sends his own note back to her and it read: "Just so you know - I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, and a Jaguar convertible in my garage; I have over twenty million dollars in the bank, But, not for any woman, even as beautiful as you, would I cut off two inches. Please send back the bottle"  | |
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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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moderatorThis thread better not be about me.  | |
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althom said: This thread better not be about me.
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Great Joke...LOL... | |
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The guy was not Italian, he was Dutch and yes, it was me.  | |
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