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Printableok, so i don't feel so guilty about all the chocolate my fat ass ate tonight - when my boyfriend starts calling me "waddles", i'll just tell him i'm waiting for my sex muscles to develop and that we'd better get to work on expediting that process.  | |
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I'd like to formally offer up my lovin', for medicinal purposes... anybody intersted... oh yeah... girls only 
Chrissie?  | |
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RED?  | |
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ANYBODY?!!!!!  | |
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Anxiety said: ok, so i don't feel so guilty about all the chocolate my fat ass ate tonight - when my boyfriend starts calling me "waddles", i'll just tell him i'm waiting for my sex muscles to develop and that we'd better get to work on expediting that process.
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 Yes Ma'am.I sure like your way of thinking little Pantha.  WTF | |
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althom said: Anxiety said: ok, so i don't feel so guilty about all the chocolate my fat ass ate tonight - when my boyfriend starts calling me "waddles", i'll just tell him i'm waiting for my sex muscles to develop and that we'd better get to work on expediting that process.
Reported!!!!! BANNED!!! for attempting to repress my sexualitah!!!  | |
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PanthaGirl said:[quote][color=violet:64204e5fce][b]
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. I need to have sex | |
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PanthaGirl said: [color=violet:64204e5fce]
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! [/color]  That is so true, I have always noticed that.  "Did u love somebody
But got no love in return? Did u understand the real meaning of love? That it just is and never yearns" ...Prince | |
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That would explain the headaches and depression  | |
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PanthaGirl said: Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not?
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. 
Gawd, I love Sex....
To sum up: Ladies, LET'S HAVE SEX!!! 
I just noticed one of my workmates... Damn! this boy is such a hottie, I think he'd love too... Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity | |
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Anxiety said: althom said: Reported!!!!! BANNED!!! for attempting to repress my sexualitah!!! Eeeeeewwwww!!!!! | |
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purplesmoke said: PanthaGirl said: 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! That is so true, I have always noticed that. Well, you know. You could always...take a shower
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PanthaGirl said: 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. 11. If your lover has a cold, you're guaranteed to get one too. Sharing is so beautiful
It applies for every infectious disease. 
Lovers of the world spread your flu! | |
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PanthaGirl said: 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
 mmmmm..... plaque exchange!
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TheFrog said: PanthaGirl said: 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
why it isn't an Olympic sport, i just don't know. i would have been glued, GLUED i tells ya, to the tv.  I'd have thought you'd be the gold medal winner  | |
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12. It beats every sleeping pill. It's THE cure for insomnia  | |
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kendogg said: I'd like to formally offer up my lovin', for medicinal purposes... anybody intersted... oh yeah... girls only
Chrissie? | |
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It CAN be one of the safest sports. . . wear your raincoats, darlings. | |
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Reflection said: Yes Ma'am.I sure like your way of thinking little Pantha. It's all good Stef, quality all the way down the line. How u doing babes?   | |
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nesseone said: PanthaGirl said: 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. I need to have sex
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HollowellSA said: That would explain the headaches and depression
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MarySharon said: PanthaGirl said: Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not?
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
Gawd, I love Sex....
To sum up: Ladies, LET'S HAVE SEX!!!
I just noticed one of my workmates... Damn! this boy is such a hottie, I think he'd love too...
tehehe Marroussia that rocks, Angel style....
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purpletiger said: PanthaGirl said: 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
mmmmm..... plaque exchange!
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tackam said: It CAN be one of the safest sports. . . wear your raincoats, darlings.
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PanthaGirl said: MarySharon said: To sum up: Ladies, LET'S HAVE SEX!!!
I just noticed one of my workmates... Damn! this boy is such a hottie, I think he'd love too...
tehehe Marroussia that rocks, Angel style....
I got his number
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MarySharon said: PanthaGirl said:
[color=violet:cb7bc6abf6]tehehe Marroussia that rocks, Angel style....[/color]
[color=mediumpurple:cb7bc6abf6]I got his number[/color]
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PanthaGirl said: kendogg said: I'd like to formally offer up my lovin', for medicinal purposes... anybody intersted... oh yeah... girls only
Chrissie? We know the truth don't we sweetie! | |
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kendogg said: MarySharon said:
I got his number
Story of my life!  Awww, come on over...  Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity | |
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