And all along you were faithful and wondering why ya Never had sex?
[This message was edited Mon Aug 23 21:13:00 2004 by Zelaira]

I'd be all like "damn, my significant other is gay, so that's why we were'nt having sex...."

Would ya stay with them Knowing ya wouldn't have Sex because ya loved them just so Much?
[This message was edited Mon Aug 23 21:14:18 2004 by Zelaira]

Zelaira said:

I'd be all like "I know you're gay but we have gotta have sex!"

Could ya be Married to a Person who was Gay and Allow them to have affairs and never be with them?

i would make breakfast, and think "why did i freak out that my significant other is gay, since i am too and we are in a gay relationship?"

then i would drink some orange juice and dream of stalking althom like i do every morning.

And do you think a Gay person is going to have Sex with you Just to Try It? Ya know since ya There ya Might as well.

Zelaira said:

I'd be all like "I know you're gay but I can't allow you to have affairs cause we're married..."

i'd be all, "awesome! me too! let's get naked!" and then afterwards we'd sleep for a while, then get up and go to IHOP.

Zelaira said:

I'd be all like "I know you're a gay person just trying to have sex with me just to try it because you, ummm...might as well, and errrr..."

But what if they couldn't have sex with you being the opposite Sex? What if they Loved you but Not in a SEXUAL Way?

Anxiety said:

joke-stealer.

Do you Think a Relationship like this could last? Marriages are Different types ya know Business and such?

Zelaira said:

I'd be all like "I know you can't have sex with me, being of the opposite sex and all, and I know you love me in a Not SEXUAL WAY, but seriously I need to get laid soon."

That's Really Messed-Up Right? All Out Like That. Oh God!

Zelaira said:

I'd be all like "I wonder if this will last being that I'm not getting any and I don't get the rest of Zelaira's statement."

So what if they wouldn't do it with you? Or when they did they couldn't Climax inside?

2the9s said:

I'd be all like "Would you be willing to take a taste test?"

Do You Think a Relationship like this is Bound to Fail?What if You Both wanted to Have Children together ya Know so the Gay Partner could have a Child or 2? Would that work ya think if ya Married to have Children?.
[This message was edited Mon Aug 23 21:24:28 2004 by Zelaira]

Zelaira said:

well, actually i dated a guy for kind of a long time who really was asexual, to the point where he wondered if maybe he was straight or like a kinsey 2 or something, but the idea of being with a woman icked him out more than the idea of being with a guy, which icked him out too (and made me feel really GREEEAT to be his very own icky guy, by the way), and i've got to say that if he were anyone else my ass would have bolted pretty damn quick, but he was such an incredibly special human being and he made up for his sexual dysphoria in so many other ways that eventually i just overlooked the fact that i wasn't getting a crumb of the nookage, but eventually he got to be kinda really super high maintenance in other ways and i hadda throw ol' boy back in the pond and get on with things.

'course now i'm with a complete sex fiend, so it's all good.

cborgman said:

don't you START with me tonight, mister.

Anxiety said:

You Must have The Banana MACADAMA NUT PANCAKES with COCONUT SYRUP...YOU WILL DIE....

Zelaira said:

Zelaira said:

crack-alert!

Zelaira said:

i think they sprinkle crack and heroin on all their food at IHOP, their pancakes are like narcotics or something and i always want more more more until i hurt myself or someone has to drag me away.

Zelaira said:

That's what MASTURBATION is for people!!!!!

Anxiety said:

crack joke stealer

cborgman said:

DAMMIT, quit posting stuff faster than I can write it!!!!

Don't make me turn this web site around and go home.