Some friends of mine will change the world forever this november. Would you like to find out more?

To apply for tickets and become a part of this once-in-a-lifetime event click here. Be a part of history in the making.

That's scary.

NothinG said:

are we related?

Is this like "viral marketing" for a new movie or something?

Damn scarey.
Jus shat myself.

i thought this was going to be about my birthday.

fuck the world!

what the hell is this...?

the page won't upload properly without slowing up my pooter...someone give a summary of what it's all about, please.

BinaryJustin said:

I thought movie too

at least i fucking hope!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

from the profile page on the site



Modern Prometheus is the worlds first and only provider of fabricated life forms, built from the atom up. Our unprecedented, proprietary techniques, developed by senior research scientist, Dr. Pank, have forever changed the evolutionary web and have enabled humans to become the first species to acquire control of its own evolution through artificial selection. To accomplish this Modern Prometheus has brought together, for the first time, several core biotechnologies of the 20th and 21st centuries which enable us to design and produce fully customized Analogue life forms. Polymerase chain reaction (PCR) makes possible the mass production of any selected gene for use in a living biological system. The scientists of Modern Prometheus have developed a biotechnology that allows the genes produced in the polymerase chain reaction to be assembled into chromosomes and placed in the nucleus of a cell. Then traditional cloning techniques are employed to copy the cell over and over until an Analogue life form – designed and fabricated to your exact specifications – is born. Assembled on the atomic level and grown under stringent laboratory conditions, each organism, from the single-celled to the bipedal, is crafted from a flawless blueprint. It then undergoes galvanic animation and the newly animated Analogue is subjected to precision programming in accordance with its ultimate purpose.

One of Dr. Pank's early experiments:



Modern Prometheus' excellence in life form creation began 10 years ago with the revolutionary new single-cell organism, MPOX-1. MPOX-1, which ingests oil molecules and breaks them down into harmless hydrogen atoms, has proven extremely successful in the clean up of formerly disastrous oil spills around the world.

Many products that Modern Prometheus has developed and marketed are now household names. They include the top-selling SomaVine which produces and emits a powerful airborne mood-enhancing compound, that has increased shopping mall revenues by 30%, boosted productivity in the workplace and promoted domestic harmony in millions of homes worldwide. Less well known to the general public, but crucial to the efforts of the international community in combating terrorism is the AVI-SAFE, a highly intelligent, optically enhanced pigeon that can detect and report suspicious activities and mark a suspect for surveillance. Most recently, Modern Prometheus revolutionized production of stem cells with their StEmbryo, a biologically engineered embryonic stem cell factory.

This November, Modern Prometheus will launch its most ambitious product to date: Human Analogues. The launch events for the Human Analogues will take place on November 18, 19, 20 and 21, 2004, at 8pm.

Prospective shareholders who would like to attend a launch event to witness the galvanic animation of vat-grown tissue into Human Analogues, programming of newly animated Human Analogues and demonstrations of their general and specialized uses, may purchase tickets for this exclusive event by calling (310) 825-2101, Monday-Friday 10am-4pm and Saturday and Sunday 10am-2pm or by visiting, www.uclalive.org.

For security reasons, the launch events will be held at an as yet undisclosed location. For an update on the launch events location, please visit this website or call the Modern Prometheus Product Launch Information Hotline at (323) 993-7215.

Sweeny79 said:

i'll stick with the original 1980 model of myself, thanx.

Ok this is just sick....

From the catalogue page





HUMANS

From our laboratory to your doorstep: Modern Prometheus is pleased to introduce its inaugural line of human Analogues. Our scientists participated in the human genome mapping project which resulted in the identification of every gene and gene combination determining every aspect of a human's physical and psychological being. Advanced aging techniques, speech training and education complete and refine the human Analogue created just for you.

Imagine an employee, friend, family member or life partner designed and manufactured exactly to your specifications. Have you ever been fooled by a resumè and hired an employee who just wasn’t up to the job? Have you ever made great compromises to date someone who met your needs in some areas but fell completely flat in others? Did you marry such a person? Do you regret the time and energy you wasted getting out of those situations when things didn’t work out? The new line of fully customizable human Analogues from Modern Prometheus brings to an end uncertainty and compromise in personnel hiring and social situations.

Schedule a meeting with a representative of Modern Prometheus and specify what attributes you seek in the human Analogue that will be created for you. Choose individual attributes from our menus or select one of our thoughtfully pre-packaged attributes sets, designed to meet specific professional and social situations. Suppose you are a bank executive and need a new employee. Should you hire someone with a hidden criminal record? Certainly not. You want an employee with attributes of honesty, freedom from boredom, quick fingers and an aptitude for arithmetic. Just ask for our “bank clerk” package and enjoy the ease and certainty of an employee who is perfectly suited to the job. And just imagine the joy in custom ordering a playmate or spouse! A friend, a chess partner or a soul mate, you decide.
(Current federal regulations place restrictions on the dimensions of genitalia and mammaria, because of this certain styles and sizes may be somewhat limited)

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

really creepy dodo on this site

Sweeny79 said:

but you know what? i don't trust a word of it. sounds like a scam to me.

CATALOGUE - Hybrids

At Modern Prometheus, evolution is our business and our passion. Imagine a world in the not too distant future inhabited by mythological creatures and fantasy beings. Or a factory workforce custom built and optimized with the best attributes for the job. Or the companion of your dreams--literally! At Modern Prometheus we're working to imagine the future, today.

So scratch your wildest itch, we dare you...





I am so scared of this website

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I think it's hype for a movie or somthing like that

But it just to scary to think this stuff might be possible.

WTF?!?

I couldn't find any news about the org house on that site!

bkw said:

It's a crock!!!!!

althom said:

NO its real your are just not invited missed ya hommie

Will the Olympics be over by then?

subhuman09 said:

Sweeny79 said:

Kick ass!


I'm ordering that fish-on-a-stick thing for sure!
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minneapolisgenius said:

NothinG said:

OK POOK SIGN UP!

SO WHEN DO MOTHERSHIP COME TO KILL WHITEY AND TAKE US BACK TO PLANET VULCAN

POOK said: