"now...be a banana!"

(applause)

FOUND: One digital camera, slightly scuffed. Do you recognise these weirdos? Is this your Seal? If so, contact me at 3333 1234.

Tom Cruise on the telephone: "Is this some sort of fucking joke? I ordered Big John, now make it happen."

Christopher said:

Although, Mutya's looking well!

Loudspeaker two hours before:

"I'm afraid we can't start this rugby match until we have firm evidence of Doctor McMeekle's medical qualifications."

White box: "oh yeah right, i get it. Applaud the seal, and what did i get when i was on there? Fuck all. "


[This message was edited Tue Aug 24 4:48:29 2004 by TheFrog]

Third tree from right:

"yeah, yeah, so it's a seal - big deal. Now let's see what the white box can do!"

Small numbers 3 and 4 in bottom right hand of screen:

"why are we even on here?"

"i dunno."

Having exhausted America's supply of below-average-I.Q. men, Elimidate turns to seal bachelors.

With nowhere else to go after double-anal-penetration, the porn industry resorts to desperate measures.

Following an Ecstasy-induced boy-on-boy-on-boy orgy (and a quick trip to the team doctor), the three teammates return to face the crowd.

Trainer:
So you will get one guy in front of you, and one behind you. Keep your ass and head in the air, show off your body, and if you perform well you get a salty snack in the end.


Dumb blonde:
*...but why do they want me to pose in front of a giant mushroom?*


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[This message was edited Tue Aug 24 15:16:35 2004 by SpcMs]

SpcMs said:

andykeen said:

This will make a neat avatar.....Noe where did I put my camera...?.....





No.....It's not in here!

Someone stole our ball and now we can not plaaaaay

So what? I find sleeping in the nude very liberating!

subhuman09 said:

Xcellent!