I've been here a while and feel that I care enough about the Org to want to suggest a few ideas to help it become the place it can truly be.

To get the most support behind these ideas I'm posting it in General Discussion.

1. Orgers with multiple accounts must log all identities/aliases in at once, as to best further confuse any newcomers.

2. At least 2 random lurkers must be made on-the-spot members every week and asked these obscure questions to prove their famdom:

Uberfam said:

If they don't answer within 2 minutes they are sent to a padlocked room where they're strapped in and forced to listen to a continuous loop of Snow's "Informer" until they go criminally insane or magically create 5 seperate threads asking what the Camille tracklisting was.

Failing this, auditions will be held for the Licky Boom-Boom Down Crew, where the lucky few selected will be hidden behind a 2-way mirror and repeat "Licky Boom-Boom Down!" over and over until they pass out or someone kills them.

3. No less than 20 seperate threads will be allowed asking:

LionelRichie said:


Threads such as:

AnimalKingdom said:


...are greatly encouraged.


4. Zelaira must be made a moderator!

Just think of the possibilities!

Zelaira said:


Or better yet:

Zelaira said:


5. A Make-A-Moderator's Dream Come True! contest will happen every month!

This month Dansa gets a time machine to visit Dirty Mind-era Prince!

Will she come back? Will we ever see Dansa again??


You can make all this happen. Thank you for your time and consideration.





*waits for thread to be moved to Politics & Religion edit*
[This message was edited Thu Aug 19 1:49:41 2004 by subhuman09]

Zelaira's questions

I can get with most of these.

2the9s said:

Glad to hear it.

I'm also hoping anyone that has a post in reference to "Bush" will now attach a picture of Gavin Rossdale.

Just a thought.

What about the Man Whores?

2the9s said:

So can I!

MsSmartypants said:

At this time I find the Licky Boom Boom Crew to be a bigger threat to Org safety.

You could have your own padlocked room for the man whores, however. I'll hold on to the key for security purposes of course, giving one to Sinister in case something should happen to me (Jeebus forbid!) but aside from that, your input is valued.

We here at Time Life thank you for your patronage edit.
[This message was edited Thu Aug 19 20:53:12 2004 by subhuman09]

CarrieMpls said:

Thank you for your support Carrie. In times like these, the world needs all the help from people such as yourself to change the world for the better.

We have a vision, and now thanks to your help-we truly ARE the world.

Thank you.

POOK said:

To get the most support behind these ideas I'm posting it in General Discussion.

I know POOK, but thanks for stating the obvious.

subhuman09 said:[quote]auditions will be held for the Licky Boom-Boom Down Crew

lol!

CinisterCee said:

You can work security to make sure they don't escape if you want.


[This message was edited Fri Aug 20 3:03:22 2004 by subhuman09]

I LIKE this

KatSkrizzle said:

Glad to hear it KatSkrizzle, perhaps a North Carolina padlocked room would be handy?

subhuman09 said:

Rule breaker!!!!

It's people like you....

madartista said:

That bring warmth and sunshine and pleasant smells of pie on windowsills to the cold, black heart of the world?

subhuman09 said:

travel through time, meet and bring back 22-year old prince to the present so he can see himself circa now and watch 'im do a cross between beam with pride and cringe in shock?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Can't say somebody isn't looking out for ya.



I'm still working on the funding though. I'm thinking blackmail Bill Gates with a picture of him hugging an iPod.

subhuman09 said:

...but then again, nah. prince-now would probably end up converting prince-then to a jw.

trenchcoat + underwear + several copies of awake! =

I have two accounts and my browser doesn't allow me to log in at the same time. And Can I be apart of the "Licky Boom Boom Down" crew? That song doesn't annoy me.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

You could change history though. Dansa, your Org needs you. Simply go back before Prince changed and intervene!

Larry would be frozen for our "funk research purposes" anyway.

HelloKittyIsMyFriend said:

I'm working on cloning software that will enable us to all sign in at once-just think of the fun New Power Soul threads!

It doesn't annoy you? You're braver than I.

subhuman09 said:

he'd be frozen in this pose:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Even kids walking by would go, "What the hell is that?"

HollowellSA said:

With laughter, comes healing. Please donate now to help your Org.

~slips this photo in the suggestion box~




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[This message was edited Sat Aug 21 2:42:51 2004 by Christopher]

Christopher said:

We could put the mullet family in the padlocked room or just shave their heads and send it to bald animals.

I'm working on the mullet rehabilation program sponsored by Super Cuts.

Thanks to Super Cuts families such as the one above will finally be able to go out into normal society without people yelling "Freebird!" and asking where their "chaw" is.

We really can make a difference.

I think it all could work

Did you note Ben about this yet?