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Ive Gone Insane....... I was at a classic rock festival last year and a lady came up to and said she was running late.....She didn't have very good eyesight and needed to move closer but couldn't see who was performing....So she asked me.....
Lady- Who is on stage? Me- Yes Lady- Umm I mean who is performing on stage? Me- Thats right Lady- No! what is the name of the group on stage! Me- Who Lady- The group on stage! Me- Who Lady- Look I want to know the name of the group on stage! Me- I told you who is on the stage Lady- No you didnt! I keep asking you but you just say who!! Me- Yes that is who is on stage Lady- Yes is on stage? Me- No Yes isn't even at this concert..... Lady- Im done talking to you your not funny your very annoying Me- I told you the group The Who is on stage Lady- Ohhhhh Oh my god! Im so sorry! So the Who is on stage Me- No Lady- YOU JUST SAID!!!! Me- The Rolling Stones are on now.....  [This message was edited Sat Aug 21 0:13:18 2004 by Sinister] | |
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  Four strings across the bridge. Ready to carry me over,Over the quavers, drunk in the bars,Out of the realm of the orchestra  | |
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so like what was the concert then???  | |
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Anxiety said: so like what was the concert then???
What concert? | |
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Sinister said: Anxiety said: so like what was the concert then???
What concert? i like pie!!! | |
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How come they never made edible chocolate toilet paper? They make all other kinds of ridiculous things.....The slogan can be
"Charmin edible chocolate toilet paper.....melts in your mouth not in your butt...." | |
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...what's on second?  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Would you laugh at a one legged man doing Karaoke and singing the James Brown song "Get on the good foot?" | |
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Sinister said: How come they never made edible chocolate toilet paper? They make all other kinds of ridiculous things.....The slogan can be
"Charmin edible chocolate toilet paper.....melts in your mouth not in your butt...." the good thing about that is that you know it would always be nice and moist, but the bad think about it is that people already have a chocolate starfish so it would be a little redundant in practice. unless, you know, that kind of thing guns your motor. | |
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Sinister...I like your sig. Wang Chung.....  Four strings across the bridge. Ready to carry me over,Over the quavers, drunk in the bars,Out of the realm of the orchestra | |
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Sinister said: Would you laugh at a one legged man doing Karaoke and singing the James Brown song "Get on the good foot?"
no fair, that song just came on the radio.  | |
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HelloKittyIsMyFriend said: Sinister...I like your sig. Wang Chung.....
Thank you You Bjork Sig is making me have seizures..... | |
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Sinister said: Would you laugh at a one legged man doing Karaoke and singing the James Brown song "Get on the good foot?"
yes In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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If you were a pimp by night and Tennis player by day what would your pimp name be? Mine would be John Smackaho (John Mackinroe).....or Andre Mackafreak.....(Andre Agassi) | |
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Sinister said: If you were a pimp by night and Tennis player by day what would your pimp name be? Mine would be John Smackaho (John Mackinroe).....or Andre Mackafreak.....(Andre Agassi)
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My aunt named her first born after something she loves.....I will name my first 2 kids after things I love.....
My first girl will be named Alaze Corona Coors light Jones named after my Grandmother 
My Son will be named Selma Heiek Masturbation Jones named after a country in spain....  | |
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When I was in 6th grade I was afraid to dance.....At that time they did dances like the "Roger Rabbit' and "Cabbage Patch" I knew those dances but I was afraid to do them.....I got braver as the year went on and decided to create my own dance.....
I called it "Ducktails" and I played the song to the cartoon Ducktails and did this sort of kick then twitching while chanting "Ducktails whooo ooooo" I accidently kicked my friend in the groin on my last kick..... So im never gonna dance again.....guilty feet have got no rhythm | |
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"Third base!" | |
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It is my belief that Cher, Prince, and Dick Clark are Highlanders and should battle each other at the next Grammy's for control of the quickening.....There can be only one..... | |
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Sinister said: It is my belief that Cher, Prince, and Dick Clark are Highlanders and should battle each other at the next Grammy's for control of the quickening.....There can be only one.....
Thats True your absolutely right. DexMSR said I'm not an Orger...I just Crush alot!
FUKIn classic wHAp MASTEr! | |
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you must be bored at work again!  Not only are you cute, but you're funny too!  There aren't too many men around like that. | |
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dianne34 said: you must be bored at work again! Not only are you cute, but you're funny too! There aren't too many men around like that.Hi sweetie  Im bored yes but this morning I offically went insane.....so I am simply posting things that are going through my mind..... | |
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If I lived in Hawaii I would walk around in short white shorts and a red hawaiian shirt like Tom Selleck on Magnum P.I and call all short people I see "Higgins" and any black people I see T.C and ask to borrow their Helicopter | |
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Sinister said: How come they never made edible chocolate toilet paper? They make all other kinds of ridiculous things.....The slogan can be
"Charmin edible chocolate toilet paper.....melts in your mouth not in your butt...." ok ewww | |
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When I was little and I did something wrong my mom would threaten me by saying "Boy If you don't stop that Im gonna slap the black offa you!!" Did Joe Jackson slap the black off of Michael Jackson? | |
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Sinister said: When I was little and I did something wrong my mom would threaten me by saying "Boy If you don't stop that Im gonna slap the black offa you!!" Did Joe Jackson slap the black off of Michael Jackson?
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As a kid have you ever been in the pool with a bunch of kids and your friend swims up to you and starts talking to you.....You then notice a sharp pain in your knee.....Cause your friend is blowing out your kneecap by pissing on your leg! Thats why I don't go to public pools....and also why I have a trick knee....
yellow water edit..... [This message was edited Fri Aug 20 19:50:02 2004 by Sinister] | |
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Sinister said: When I was in 6th grade I was afraid to dance.....At that time they did dances like the "Roger Rabbit' and "Cabbage Patch" I knew those dances but I was afraid to do them.....I got braver as the year went on and decided to create my own dance.....
I called it "Ducktails" and I played the song to the cartoon Ducktails and did this sort of kick then twitching while chanting "Ducktails whooo ooooo" I accidently kicked my friend in the groin on my last kick..... So im never gonna dance again.....guilty feet have got no rhythm | |
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Anxiety said: Sinister said: If you were a pimp by night and Tennis player by day what would your pimp name be? Mine would be John Smackaho (John Mackinroe).....or Andre Mackafreak.....(Andre Agassi)
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Sinny said: When I was in 6th grade I was afraid to dance.....At that time they did dances like the "Roger Rabbit' and "Cabbage Patch" I knew those dances but I was afraid to do them.....I got braver as the year went on and decided to create my own dance.....
I called it "Ducktails" and I played the song to the cartoon Ducktails and did this sort of kick then twitching while chanting "Ducktails whooo ooooo" I accidently kicked my friend in the groin on my last kick..... So im never gonna dance again.....guilty feet have got no rhythm It is my belief that Cher, Prince, and Dick Clark are Highlanders and should battle each other at the next Grammy's for control of the quickening.....There can be only one..... If I lived in Hawaii I would walk around in short white shorts and a red hawaiian shirt like Tom Selleck on Magnum P.I and call all short people I see "Higgins" and any black people I see T.C and ask to borrow their Helicopter
i just about peed by pants reading this whole thing sinny! i love you! u're too funny! did you really go insane this morning?  | |
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