TheFrog said:

Thanks Frog by the way Im really insane.....and have you met the newest member of our Rat Pack.....Subhuman09.....He is filling the slot of Jerry Lewis our resident funny man....

Sweeny79 said:

Welcome Sweeny (did the dingo's send you?) They want my babies you know.....

Sinister said:

ahhh I feel strangely at home on this thread

In grade school I used to be the fastest kid in school.....even the 5th and 6th grade kids couldnt beat me....Then this 6th grader named Jerry came in. He was tall with long legs and he was pretty fast. I raced him and we tied 3 times.....We then raced for all the marbles (literally a bag of marbles) But before the race I showed Jerry my new toy....

It was one of the old school original Optimus Prime Transformers.....Back when they were made with Diecast metal.....I won the race.....Jerry went home early that day.....his knee has never been the same.....

If a mime falls in the forest, does it make a sound?

If I only like women am I a lesbian?

If dolphins are so smart, why can't they get out of those nets?

If a wood chuck could chuck wood why do beavers build dams?

If I close the door in the frig does the light stay on?

I heard if you play Geraldo's "Rico Suave" song backwards in Japanese its like a dog whistle for eskimos.....rico....suave...

Should you really be trusting your future to Trojans?

If I remember correctly they lost that war.

I think they should do a Ghetto version of the Dukes of Hazzard called the Brothers in Harlem.....Based on the characters Tyrone and Shaquan Duke.....and instead of the General Lee they will have a 64 caddie called Bitch believe.....the only difference is when they get in they will use the door....

Somebody call CBS.....

Where do eskimos vacation to ski?

When someone tells you "I can't bear to be with you" does that mean if they are with you they will maul you like a bear?

If penguins had the option, would they dress casually?

subhuman09 said:

ok now that was funny!

What kind of animal skin rugs do bears lay on?

Sinister said:

people skins duh!

Does Stephen Hawking have an answering machine?

If so-

"Hello, this is Stephen Hawking.."

"Uh, yes I'd like to leave a message for Stephen"

"Hello, this IS Stephen Hawking..."

If McDonalds sold "Sad meals" would kids still buy them?
[This message was edited Sat Aug 21 2:22:21 2004 by Sinister]

Sweeny79 said:

no

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it? Why would a Cow jump over the moon? And wouldn't Jack burn his crotch jumping over a candlestick?

Sinister said:

On that note:

If Wendy's had a $99 menu, would anyone buy anything?

If Burger King had it only their way...

What really IS a Grimace? Anybody?

AndGodCreatedMe said:

Are you sure????

Sweeny79 said:

yes I once checked it

subhuman09 said:

A Grimace Im not sure but if someone tells you the answer ask them what "Robble Robble" means for me.....

Calling something you eat a Poo Poo Platter, I mean, what WERE they thinking?

AndGodCreatedMe said:

That's it my life is over I have nothing left to live for