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Printablefantasyislander said: Sinny said: When I was in 6th grade I was afraid to dance.....At that time they did dances like the "Roger Rabbit' and "Cabbage Patch" I knew those dances but I was afraid to do them.....I got braver as the year went on and decided to create my own dance.....
I called it "Ducktails" and I played the song to the cartoon Ducktails and did this sort of kick then twitching while chanting "Ducktails whooo ooooo" I accidently kicked my friend in the groin on my last kick..... So im never gonna dance again.....guilty feet have got no rhythm It is my belief that Cher, Prince, and Dick Clark are Highlanders and should battle each other at the next Grammy's for control of the quickening.....There can be only one..... If I lived in Hawaii I would walk around in short white shorts and a red hawaiian shirt like Tom Selleck on Magnum P.I and call all short people I see "Higgins" and any black people I see T.C and ask to borrow their Helicopter 
i just about peed by pants reading this whole thing sinny! i love you! u're too funny! did you really go insane this morning?  Yes my dear I am quite mad now.....I woke up and was like "Oh ive gone crazy.....and Im outta milk" I proceeded to pour a bowl of Captain Crunch and cut my gums all to hell..... | |
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Sinister said: fantasyislander said:
i just about peed by pants reading this whole thing sinny! i love you! u're too funny! did you really go insane this morning? Yes my dear I am quite mad now.....I woke up and was like "Oh ive gone crazy.....and Im outta milk" I proceeded to pour a bowl of Captain Crunch and cut my gums all to hell..... aawwww, so sorry sweety. hope things go better for you. did you ever find your milk? | |
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fantasyislander said: Sinister said: Yes my dear I am quite mad now.....I woke up and was like "Oh ive gone crazy.....and Im outta milk" I proceeded to pour a bowl of Captain Crunch and cut my gums all to hell..... aawwww, so sorry sweety. hope things go better for you. did you ever find your milk? No I just ate them raw....now my gums have paid the price for me eating these diamonds they call crunch berries.....If I propose to someone Im putting a Crunch berry on their finger...."Baby its just as hard as a Diamond" Some sort of warning should be on the box....."Will cause massive blood loss from the gums" or "Do not eat unless soaked for 3 hours even then be careful" | |
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Can I come live with you in Az just for one day? I just want to laugh like this for a whole day! | |
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Did I hear there are Captain Crunch Crunchberries in here?  | |
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A man in Idaho was dating a girl who was hardcore into wrestling.....She used to want to "role play" when they would have sex and it would be wrestling themed.....She would say "Im gonna put the Smackdown on your candy ass tonight" while she was on top.....or she would say Im gonna give you a Stone Cold Stunner in bed later and she would tackle him and they would have sex.....
His favorite wrestler is Shawn Michaels.....He told her Im going to give her some sweet chin music (which is the name of his finisher) she assumed it meant something else but really it meant he was kicking her in the face.....(which is Shawn's finisher.....he doesn't understand sexual inuendo...  ) | |
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dianne34 said:
Can I come live with you in Az just for one day? I just want to laugh like this for a whole day! Im still bleeding from the Captain but sure.....just please bring milk  | |
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Sinister said: dianne34 said:
Can I come live with you in Az just for one day? I just want to laugh like this for a whole day! Im still bleeding from the Captain but sure.....just please bring milk running to the store as we speak! | |
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Guys? Have you ever been in the restroom taking a poop and someone goes into the stall next to you and starts cutting loose.....farting and stinking up the joint and he starts talking to you and anyone else in the restroom? He will say "(fart) WHOA WATCHOUT!!" "(louder fart) Ughhhhh Lost a kidney that time!" or just loudly grunting? UGGGHHHH ARRRGHHH (plop)
I hate that.....People never say anything to me when I do that.....  | |
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the same thing happens in the women's bathroom, minus the chatter. They emerge from their stall only to pretend that they're not the one that has stunk up the restroom. | |
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dianne34 said:
the same thing happens in the women's bathroom, minus the chatter. They emerge from their stall only to pretend that they're not the one that has stunk up the restroom. Yes....but its the chatter that is the most disturbing.....(i ran outta orgnotes  ) | |
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My friend Bobby used to make fun of me when I was younger.....He used to talk trash about my hair and I told my Friend Bobby that he is so dark.....when he touches himself its like black on black crime.....
Sounds mean but he WAS African Purple.....and he shouldn't have made fun of my Jerri Curl (He used to call me drippy) | |
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I think pro atheletes should stop getting their own brands of shoes and get their own brand of condoms.....Imagine you with your lady and telling her "Im gonna lite that booty up like Kobe did the Clippers!" Then slipping on your Kobe condom with a number 8 on it. Or how about your Shaq condom in which your penis goes limp 34% of the time to match Shaq's free throw percentage.....
Someone get me Nike on the phone..... | |
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NEW WAVE FOREVER: SLAVE TO THE WAVE FROM THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE. | |
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What if they made toilet paper with braille so blind folks could have something to read in the bathroom?
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People of the Org.....I apoligize for this thread.....I have gone insane for numerous reasons....(FantasyIslander is a big reason) So please pardon the random nonsense that I post here....The little people on my bed told me to post them or the dingo will eat my babies....I don't want dingo's to eat my babies.....
dingo edit [This message was edited Sat Aug 21 0:12:14 2004 by Sinister] | |
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subhuman09 said: What if they made toilet paper with braille so blind folks could have something to read in the bathroom?
They could also have seeing eye flushers for those too lazy to reach.....they can smell when it gets super stinky and flush when the blind person doesnt. | |
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Sinister you clown! Kinda like them moments where you get your Homer Simpson on. Someone's talking some boring shit to you, so you get an image of a chicken and a hen doing a merry, barn dance in your head... 'So, what do you think?! they ask 'Erm, I'm not sure' you reply 'You weren't listening at all to me were you?!' they snap back 'No' you reply all  | |
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| @ this thread. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said:
Sinister you clown! Kinda like them moments where you get your Homer Simpson on. Someone's talking some boring shit to you, so you get an image of a chicken and a hen doing a merry, barn dance in your head... 'So, what do you think?! they ask 'Erm, I'm not sure' you reply 'You weren't listening at all to me were you?!' they snap back 'No' you reply all Did the Dingo's send you to eat my babies? | |
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My Girl is a Star Trek fan and I am a Star Wars fan.....She told me one night she thought my body was the "Final Frontier" and wanted to "boldly take me where nobody's been before"....
I was at a lost for words....All I could say was "Be gentle with my Wookie" and gave a Chewbacca yell "Aaaaaarrrgh" We are now seperated..... | |
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Sinister said: JDINTERACTIVE said:
Sinister you clown! Kinda like them moments where you get your Homer Simpson on. Someone's talking some boring shit to you, so you get an image of a chicken and a hen doing a merry, barn dance in your head... 'So, what do you think?! they ask 'Erm, I'm not sure' you reply 'You weren't listening at all to me were you?!' they snap back 'No' you reply all Did the Dingo's send you to eat my babies? 
You all there this morning?! I said would you like some onion rings to eat from Mavis'. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Sinister said: Did the Dingo's send you to eat my babies?
You all there this morning?! I said would you like some onion rings to eat from Mavis'. onion rings from mavis...  | |
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Sinister said: subhuman09 said: What if they made toilet paper with braille so blind folks could have something to read in the bathroom?
They could also have seeing eye flushers for those too lazy to reach.....they can smell when it gets super stinky and flush when the blind person doesnt. Sounds good, but there's some pretty blind folks then that can see, auto courtesy flushes would be nice! What if each roll was a chapter and at the end was a cliffhanger? Make the whole package a book and we'd make millions. *listens to the dollar signs* | |
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What if there was a Sesame Street asylum for the kids that couldn't spell?
They always did have a new group of kids too often...  | |
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subhuman09 said: What if there was a Sesame Street asylum for the kids that couldn't spell?
They always did have a new group of kids too often... With characters named "Snuffy" *cough cocain addict cough* and The Count *cough Pimp cough* There is no wonder kids dissapear.....  Can you tell me how to get.....How to get to Child Protective Custodieeeeesss | |
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TheFrog said: JDINTERACTIVE said:
You all there this morning?! I said would you like some onion rings to eat from Mavis'. onion rings from mavis... Will onion rings keep the dingo's from eating my babies?  Is that what you are trying to tell me!! Speak english man!! Stop talking in riddles!!! | |
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Sinister said: subhuman09 said: What if there was a Sesame Street asylum for the kids that couldn't spell?
They always did have a new group of kids too often... With characters named "Snuffy" *cough cocain addict cough* and The Count *cough Pimp cough* There is no wonder kids dissapear..... Can you tell me how to get.....How to get to Child Protective Custodieeeeesss I bet Oscar kept a few in his trashcan.
How bout Mr. Rogers? That mailman looked pretty shady. "Hi Billy! We're going on the trolley!" "Mommy...." | |
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some of these jokes are fucking excellent sin | |
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subhuman09 said: Sinister said: With characters named "Snuffy" *cough cocain addict cough* and The Count *cough Pimp cough* There is no wonder kids dissapear..... Can you tell me how to get.....How to get to Child Protective Custodieeeeesss I bet Oscar kept a few in his trashcan.
How bout Mr. Rogers? That mailman looked pretty shady. "Hi Billy! We're going on the trolley!" "Mommy...." Mr Rogers! Dont get me started on that sweat shop owner!! Keeping kids in the land of make believe making his damn tacky sweaters and shoes! And they talked bad about Kathy Lee Gifford..... Would you make.....would you make.....would you make me a sweater..... | |
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