3bogs said:

(suppressed falloff)

oh no.....She's not gone topless I hope.....She did sneak off this afternoon

Said it was to see to Abygale....oh no....

i never even thought that she might be going topless!



( rummages around desperately in his sock drawer for 60p)

3bogs said:

Forgot to tell you....

I'm on commission.....

...Mind you I best get a copy myself.....just to make sure.....

Hang on....there could be some serious psychological trauma here....

seeing my Ma toplesss.....in a sunday paper.....

Frog Im glad you are back! I have been trying to hold down the fort while you've been away.....The threads I have created in your absence have of course been monumental Hindenburg meets the Sinking of the Titanic meets the movies Showgirls and Waterworld type of disasters. I mean my failure in your absence has been on a almost biblical level in its failure....I think you should make another failure thread based solely on my latest posts and threads.....(falls at Frogs feet sobbing) Please don't leave again!

Frog's back!

Sinister said:

sinister, have you been sniffing the Toilet Duck again?

good to see you again though, ya nutter.

subhuman09 said:

hullo. i left my "toys" at your house last time. could you send them back to me after disinfecting? thanks.

TheFrog said:

Sure, but can I keep the inflatable sheep? It seems to like me.

subhuman09 said:

are you and Baaa-rbara* trying to tell me something?

don't go breakin' my heart.

















*i am so sorry about that "joke". please forgive me.

TheFrog said:

Time for a break?

whats this thread about again

podiumdancer said:

i think it's about hoping the damn car is working.

and thank you for shamelessly taking the thread to a 100. you get a wonderful, magical present for that.

TheFrog said:

wow a wonderful magical present

is it a bunny in a top hat

If your car doesn't work you should walk, it's not that far honest

podiumdancer said:

i'll find some way.

and it's a top hat in a bunny, i'm afraid. hope that doesn't disappoint.

TheFrog said:

name and shame

how could i be so disappointed with such an origional magical and some what disturbing gift

Steadwood said:

I like that one! Steroids should be allowed though!

TheFrog said:

Ooohh! Ooh!



Me me!

2the9s said:

the org's so big, there MUST be someone who can provide evidence of his credentials with a good enough tractor pic.

nah.

my mind's gone blank. ah well.

Frrrooooogggggyyyyy.....

How about thumb wrestling?

or a three legged race?

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[This message was edited Sat Aug 21 15:42:05 2004 by Lleena]

Lleena said:

hullo lleena

thumb wrestling is a goodie. is there anyone with unfeasibly large thumbs we can nominate?

It's me again.....Pa and I have come up with another event.....(drum roll).....

How about a banana throwing Event.....?.....

Whereby the competitors throw a banana as far as they can in the style of a boomerang

so that it makes the return journey.....

The winner being the one whos banana lands on the spot from which it is thrown.....

So the Winner is the one whos banana doesn't travel anywhere at all!!!

Steadwood said:

inspired!

i intend to enter and drop a banana.

TheFrog said:

(suppressed falloff falloff)


I should have mentioned the throwing event requires a over the shoulder action.....

...Whereby the drop a banana event requires participants to .....er.....hum.....

.....drop a banana....with the banana landing on its end with its stalk up.....

This would be an ideal event for you as you are closer to the ground than others!

There is also the banana straightening event....but I won't go into that just now...

TheFrog said:

Gold medal!

Wait, I mean, I am a doctor!