get my name right

thrower strikes again.

"why she throw things at me, mummy?"

"she's a thrower, froggie. always has been, always will be."

" "

You were supposed to dodge it silly froggy

i was only helping you with your training

that's okay then. injure me all you like!


(puts helmet on and runs away screaming)

Hi Frog Great to see you again (I saw a couple of your "solar powered"cousins hiding in a shop

window last week).

I have an event which Pa Sandalwood and I have been trying to enter into the Olympics....

...It's the 100M Treacle Trickling Race Whereby contestants run down the track dribbling a

5mm thread of treacle behind them from a spoon.

The winner being not only the first to finish, but the one with the most perfect uniform and

straight dribble.....What daya think?

I do a great aftercare service

(takes off helmet and runs back, skipping with excitement )

now now you'll just have to tell me where it hurts ok? and ermmm I'll make it better

How about the celery eating event

I'm sure that would be a winner

do not make me marmite you, my dear.

We have been busy protecting our mine...(the sugar water is a real manace...leaves crystals

everywhere!

Can we supply the treacle and be the Official Sponsors....only the best treacle mind?

...Now what other events did we hope for...

Hey Frog, where have you been?

And how have u been?

She would love it....

.....She is a bit of an exhibitionist on the quiet...(but only at weekends when Pa has to call

her Roger)!!!

such beautiful words, from such a beautiful woman.

i won't tell anyone else, and i trust nobody else registered on the org, or indeed any of the wider audience will spill the secret.