*Runs around in circles waving sparklers around...*

applekisses said:

Im confused? So we weren't talking? but we JUST weren't talking? so are we talking? Cause technically we are typing....

Sinister said:

YEAH!

subhuman09 said:

Why are you waving sparklers?

Sinister said:

I'm happy for you two.

I also needed something to distract the cops with.

subhuman09 said:

Thank God! I thought you were like those really buff guys who dance around at the Olympics with twirlers.....*whew*

Sinister said:

Nah, if I'm gonna dance around at the Olympics I'm stealin' the freaking torch!

subhuman09 said:

I think you should steal wheel chairs from people at the special Olympics.....

Sinister said:

I tried that once. Not much of a challenge unless you walk reaaaalllly slow.

If I do that though I'm bringing the crowd down with me and we'll turn it into the Piggy Back Olympics!

Sports need more crowd interaction, don't you think?

subhuman09 said:

I think you should be allowed to toss wheelchairs into the crowds.....the more injuries the more points....GREAT crowd interaction there

Sinister said:

Exactly. Like with Nascar, which for me has to be one of the most boring "sports" I've ever seen on TV, make it 9 lanes with cars starting in random directions and put stop-lights in about every 500 feet that randomly flash between red, green, and yellow.

For crowd reaction get the most liquored up, redneck hillbilly you can find and put him in the middle of it, running around the track and in between cars the entire time. If he makes it out alive he gets new wheels for his RV, a keg of Coors Light and $200 bucks.

Turn into a reality show during November sweeps where each week you put half the crowd out there at a time and watch the ratings pile in.

subhuman09 said:

Wait till Stuart Scott at Espn hears this idea! Im calling right now!

Sinister said:

As long as someone makes it happen.

subhuman09 said:

I like you.....wanna roll with the Rat Pack?

Sinister said:

Sounds like a plan.

subhuman09 said:

(best Mr Burns voice) Excellent!

Sinister said:

I could be Dino! I liked it when he'd get all excited and lick Fred's face when he come home for work.




Seriously, though-where can you use me Mr. Sinatra?

subhuman09 said:

I like your talent Kid.....Comedy like this comes along once in a lifetime! I want you to the Jerry Lewis to Frog's Dean Martin! You are our new funny man!

Sinister said:

Oh thank you nice person with the martinis that make me go all crazy and the like!

Nightclubs and albums here we come!

subhuman09 said:

*dancing around* Oh lady oh lady NICE LADY!!!!! You made a wise choice in joining the Rat Pack.....We are the king of swing! The Cat's meow! The Coolest kats this side of the North pole.... And we have a great Martini 401k plan.....

Sinister said:

I heard Dean's an investor, yes?

subhuman09 said:

Yes! For every one Martini we drink Dean will drink 2.....or 3 .....Actually you get used to it and just stop counting after a while.....I swear the Frog has Vodka for blood at this point.....

Sinister said:

Vodka for Blood: An Alcoholic Vampire's Story. Coming Soon.


On a more serious note..(me?) They reran that special for Dean's Variety Show on DVD last night-always loved the bits with Sinatra and Martin doing "I Get a Kick Out of You":

Dean: "Alcohol doesn't thrill me at all..."

Frank: "Alcohol doesn't thrill YOU?"



Great stuff.

subhuman09 said:

Yeah I love the Rat Pack.....I want to get those DVD's so bad but no cash flow right now.....But yeah you can clearly see he's drunk in every skit....

um...what does this all have to do with me?

applekisses said:

I'm distracted kind of easily...


Ooo! Look at that! Here piggy, piggy!

subhuman09 said:

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