Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is
to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."



Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom
Cruise?"



"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."



So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door,
and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your
friend come right in and join me for lunch!"



Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave
Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was
just lucky.



"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.



"President George Bush," his boss quickly retorts.



"Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington."



And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Bubba on the tour and
motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just
on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a
cup of coffee first and catch up."



Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.



After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba,
who again implores him to name anyone else.



"The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Bubba. "I've known the Pope a
long time."



So off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses
in Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the
Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so
let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."



And Bubba disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough,
half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony.



But, by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart
attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss's side,
Bubba asks him, "What happened?"



His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came
out on the balcony and the Japanese tourist next to me asked, 'Who's that on
the balcony with Bubba?'"

"Knock-knock"

SpcMs said:

i don't get it.

See, now I would have called this "POPE."

2the9s said:

That's the title that appeared in the subject header when it was sent to me

FIGHT THE REAL ENEMY!

I use to have a turtle named Bubba..

BabyCakes said: