... so now I wanna fuck Johnny Depp, right?

But then they get to the Brando/Dunaway scenes & I'm all grossed out

Also, how cool is the name Faye Dunaway???

AND I didn't know Selena was in this movie. I know this is very Zelaira of me to talk to myself on a thread but I'm bored as fuck - why else would I be watching this movie & losing control of my privates?!

CalhounSq said:

Bored huh? Never fear Sinister is here.....Now I shall help you with your boredom but I don't know what to do about the losing control of your privates.....

Sinister said:

Can you bring Johnny Depp over?

CalhounSq said:

No but I can help you get some 21 jump street lovin.....

CalhounSq said:

I think Johnny Depp is so sexy!!!! Now I am losing control of my privites!!!! thanks alot

Sinister said:

What does that mean exactly?

CalhounSq said:

I have no idea

Sinister said:

COOL! Let's do it

CalhounSq said:

Ok I do know what it is.....obscure Johnny Depp reference.....he was on 21 Jump Street back in the day and I was going to give you some old school Johnny on Jump Street luvin....

Sinister said:

I know what the show is! I thought we were gonna hit 21 positions or something

CalhounSq said:

Who says we aint?!?

Sinister said:

'Kay

CalhounSq said:

By your signature I see you are fond of chocolate.....You know im called the chocolate boy wonder right?

Sinister said:

Let's sing "Skinz" right now

Pete Rock]
Uhh
Ahh yeah
What we talkin bout? Talkin bout the skinz
Skinz? Yeah the skinz, you know, girls
Fine women
Skinz, listen listen to my man

[CL Smooth]
I hear it callin never stallin hit the skinz bed or shelter
Love to tap her on the shoulder, roll her over, then I belt her
Leave a bite when the joint is tight, lovely when it`s loose
Produce the proper juice, plus I never hump a deuce
Give me the head on the waterbed, play you like a Pro Ked
Slide the flavors on the sled, listen to what he said
Come and lie on the bearskin, notice how the firm make him grin
Cover the checks and then I go cash em in
Hold the zipper, unlock, and grab the whole bag of treats
Hear the hooker slam the butcher with the biggest stack of meats
Take two hands to hold it, flip it out and unroll it
If you spot a brother larger then the next man stole it
Oochie coo now, you know the Mecca wanna bang bang
Beggin a pardon as I knock a new skinz stank thang
CL, kickin flavor with the Grand Puba
Speakin on the wins, I`m about to hit the skinz

[Pete Rock]
Talkin bout the skinz
The skinz
That`s right, talkin bout the skinz baby
No disrespect, just talkin bout an everyday thing
C`mon

[Grand Puba]
Ha ha ha!
Hey, hey
Yeah...

Nowadays I`m on some extra be careful (shit)
I take precaution, before I slide up in the slit
Man (fuck) that I put aluminum foil on my (dick)
Cause if you catch it, boy that (shit)`ll kick you quick
Better yet, you can pass me a Ziplock
A bag of boom, and a 40 then some boot knock
I get stiff and it`s hard like Charles Bronson
It`s kinda (fucked) up what happened to Magic Johnson
But anyway, you know the resume
Time to drop the Girbauds and parlay, HEY
I rock the world over big botty girls
Won`t hit the skinz if she gotta jheri curl
cause when I jump into my thing I make the bedspring sing
And you can ask my old fling, who`s the bedroom king?
Hit the skinz hard, she`ll hang on to the bedpost
Then I drop my load, then get up and make some french toast
Run and get the paper and it won`t be the Post
After that you know the flavor I`m ghost!

[Pete Rock]
That`s right, be out..
Hit it off.. on the skinz

[Cl Smooth]
C`mon, with the funky flavors
Uhh, gonna hit this off right quick

Hit the skinz they`re forever wins, cozy like my Timbs and brims
but never heard a bigger limb around the rim
Set to hurdle when I pop a girdle, sum it up surgical
Lay down the pubic and the stuff won`t curdle
I got the remedy for competition of any
sleepin with the enemy who never got a pretty penny
Skinz I`m with, check the lower lipped pal of mine
Now you know the Pete Rock, skinz all the time

[Pete Rock]
Oh Pete Rock, raw as I ever been
Give me room so I can speak about the skinz
Take a tidbit, but God (damnit) can you dig it
Sisters play me close and they want my beeper digits
cause I love em undercover, the Chocolate Boy Wonder
Break like an earthquake, boomin like thunder
til the honey dip the blouse, slip in the house
Sip the Stout, rip the boots, and I`m out

[CL Smooth]
Like the Isley`s, apply these, in-Between the Sheets
Follow yes another trail as if I had on cleats
Rip my way through a negligee, park it like a valet
Sure it`s OK, just met the skinz yesterday
Tap the baggy drawers, lay the laws, lovely puff it up
For the ride, honey buckle up, smearin all your makeup
CL can wreck it well a bombshell finishin
So get the tunnel vision on how I hit the skinz

[Pete Rock]
How I hit the skinz, uhh
It`s fat, yes
As you know I like to flow
Don`t try to show
Because I`m, the accurate man
Everybody knows it
Peace to all stealers
of the Mount Vernon
Young poets and players
New Rochelle, the Bronx...

Sinister said:

ROFL!!

Brando's the best part!!!!! You don't even know.
Where's Selena?

CalhounSq said:

conch5184 said:

No, Johnny talking about LOVE is the best part corny as it is

Selena is the singer in the hotel lounge/bar where Don Juan makes his first modern day conquest of the film & where Brando takes his wife to dinner.

The place where he's doing the knuckle thing? I'll have to look out for it next time
Johnny's not bad. I love this movie.

conch5184 said:

Okay, you know the first scene where he walks into a hotel, meets a woman, goes to her room & while they're she screams out. They cut to Selena singing wide mouthed, as if her singing is coming from the woman he's

Later on in the movie Brando takes his wife to dinner. Selena & the band come over & serenade them

I can't believe I didn't notice in all the times I've seen it!! Thanks