PERFECT FOR:

* Christmas presents
* Long Distance Relationships
* Going Away presents
* Novelty gifts
* Hen's Nights
* Birthday presents
* That someone you know that is always on their phone!

..and yes, www.dialanorgasm.com really does exist, check it out!

PurpleThunder said:

So when's your birthday again?

I want one, where's pill.

Sweeny79 said:

You don't have to worry about taking the pill dear.
[This message was edited Wed Aug 18 12:58:19 2004 by J0eyC0c0]

J0eyC0c0 said:

In 13 days!

PurpleThunder said:

I wonder...

J0eyC0c0 said:

I dont have a cell phone

ella731 said:

You can have mine, I don't use it anyway.

PurpleThunder said:

J0eyC0c0 said:

LOL!! What the fook is that!

Oh my.

J0eyC0c0 said:

anyone tell u, u look like that guy in full metal jacket who blew his head off in the bathroom??

TheRealFiness said:

Before or after?

J0eyC0c0 said:

Lmao... err before,,

I told you you looked evil but you didn't want to listen

TheRealFiness said:

THAT IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT SINCE "COCO BIN LADEN"

FiveFootNine said:

Get a life.

J0eyC0c0 said:

Umm...I'm sorry, but those 2 pictures are IDENTICAL...and your "computer room (slash) bedroom" looks like a very sterile environment. You need to get some "fluffy curtains" or a woman!!!

Speaking of "getting a life"...

Oooohhhh Yeah like you got a life.... The only connection to the outside world you have is that link.....


Once you get your own life, you can start talking to other people about getting one!!!

FiveFootNine said:

Doesn't surprise me one bit you didn't get the sarcasm, but it's cute to see your "hubby" jumping to your rescue. There's a great term for this in Dutch, it's called "apenliefde".

J0eyC0c0 said:

I went to the "Beekse Bergen" today..Probably you know it... But I came online again today after 4 years because I wanted to and saw this post..... Nothing to do with "rescue" ...You do look like that guy....No Discussion about that....You were an ass trying to get attention 4 years ago and you're still doing it today...that hasn't changed.

You'll try to get attention now by changing your "beard" or changing the way you "appear"...but that doesn't change the way you are , you've tried to change your appearence before ..... You should know by now that life is not about your appearance but by the way you really are. And for you, you're just a loser, trying to keep up appearances by having NO LIFE, NOTHING at all. Who wants to have a guy living off of welfare, not working a steady job, living off of other people because you don't feel like working because OTHER PEOPLE will work "for" you and take care of you...because you don't feel like doing anything for yourself...except playing on the computer.

I know "who" you are...the type of person you are....I know you'll attack me the way you "think" I'm attacking you right now.

Try to find the one you love...cuz it's not in the US, it's not in Canada...it's somewhere closer. All you need to do is walk outside your door...and find it.

Get a Job.....find a LIFE.....
[This message was edited Wed Aug 18 17:23:06 2004 by StPurple]

TheRealFiness said:

StPurple said:

Ask your "wifey" why I made that "get a life" comment. Perhaps that will shed some light on the situation and maybe you'll understand why it was funny. So my humor is a lil (c)rude sometimes. Big deal. She should know better after 5+ years. Her comment, however, was laced with venom. There's a difference.

Hint: it has to do with something she emailed me not too long ago.

J0eyC0c0 said:

Can you feel me now? Ooooohhhhh Goooood!

2the9s said:

Now I know why you never answer your phone.

that's why i never answer mine hey Joey my b-day is comin up i need a new one