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What A Flamin Night !!! On wednesday nights I play Football (the English version...with the round ball)....
That is to say I dress in a football kit and attempt to kick the ball! Tonight after 30 mins I goes over on my ankle and thats it ...game over for me...can't walk. So I'm laid up in changing room for a Hour an something 'till game ends. The guy who gives me a lift, his car is playin up...so we get out an I have to push the freakin thing to get it going...hobblin down the road with half broken foot pushin a car is no joke..... ..It starts up...we head to town...it packs in terminal wise...guess who had to push it off the road.....Yes ...10 out of 10. He locks it up an there's this prostitute there thinkin we want business 
I kid you not...I have seen better lookin Camels...Dead Ones..... Anyway he heads off walkin....I get away from the monster and rings for a Taxi...Phones dead! Eventually I gets one....Gets home to realise I have no Irn Bru!!! Major disaster!!! My ankle is now the size of the football I been kickin, hurts like hell..It'll go away like but it's flamin inconvenient as I have a game tomorrow....never mind.... What a flamin Night...Hows yours bin?   I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality   | |
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You Englishmen... 
I do wish you well however...  | |
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But won't camelz leave an icky after taste? 
Get well soonz Steadwood! No hablo espanol,no! 
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Freespirit said: You Englishmen...
I do wish you well however... I will be fine...just don't like bein laid up An that flippin car..... but thank you
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lilmissmissy said: But won't camelz leave an icky after taste?
Get well soonz Steadwood! Yeah....I got away from there sharpish!!! ...Trouble is when I got home I was sure there was one lurking in the bushes... ...I'm sure I could smell it... Digging the pit a little deeper and wider tonight, but it's takin for ages cos I have to sit down on the job.... ....
Don't want them smelly buggers in my mouth...little shits.... House Monster has been quiet since I used Painkilling spray..... And thank you for your concern....I am sure I will be OK..just havin probs walkin right now.
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Steadwood said: On wednesday nights I play Football (the English version...with the round ball)....
That is to say I dress in a football kit and attempt to kick the ball! Tonight after 30 mins I goes over on my ankle and thats it ...game over for me...can't walk. So I'm laid up in changing room for a Hour an something 'till game ends. The guy who gives me a lift, his car is playin up...so we get out an I have to push the freakin thing to get it going...hobblin down the road with half broken foot pushin a car is no joke..... ..It starts up...we head to town...it packs in terminal wise...guess who had to push it off the road.....Yes ...10 out of 10. He locks it up an there's this prostitute there thinkin we want business
I kid you not...I have seen better lookin Camels...Dead Ones..... Anyway he heads off walkin....I get away from the monster and rings for a Taxi...Phones dead! Eventually I gets one....Gets home to realise I have no Irn Bru!!! Major disaster!!! My ankle is now the size of the football I been kickin, hurts like hell..It'll go away like but it's flamin inconvenient as I have a game tomorrow....never mind.... What a flamin Night...Hows yours bin?  whoops sorry I'm not really laughing  | |
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Ocean said: whoops sorry I'm not really laughing You have to laugh at the poms. lol | |
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Ocean said: Steadwood said: On wednesday nights I play Football (the English version...with the round ball)....
That is to say I dress in a football kit and attempt to kick the ball! Tonight after 30 mins I goes over on my ankle and thats it ...game over for me...can't walk. So I'm laid up in changing room for a Hour an something 'till game ends. The guy who gives me a lift, his car is playin up...so we get out an I have to push the freakin thing to get it going...hobblin down the road with half broken foot pushin a car is no joke..... ..It starts up...we head to town...it packs in terminal wise...guess who had to push it off the road.....Yes ...10 out of 10. He locks it up an there's this prostitute there thinkin we want business
I kid you not...I have seen better lookin Camels...Dead Ones..... Anyway he heads off walkin....I get away from the monster and rings for a Taxi...Phones dead! Eventually I gets one....Gets home to realise I have no Irn Bru!!! Major disaster!!! My ankle is now the size of the football I been kickin, hurts like hell..It'll go away like but it's flamin inconvenient as I have a game tomorrow....never mind.... What a flamin Night...Hows yours bin? whoops sorry I'm not really laughing  ....YES YOU ARE 
And so would I be if I had o' seen myself..... Talk about Hopalong Cassidy and the Sundance Kid with their broken down Horse..... Ever seen "Only Fools and Horses" ?.... ...Well if you have...it wasn't dissimilar... Crazy... I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality | |
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Steadwood said: Ocean said: whoops sorry I'm not really laughing ....YES YOU ARE
And so would I be if I had o' seen myself..... Talk about Hopalong Cassidy and the Sundance Kid with their broken down Horse..... Ever seen "Only Fools and Horses" ?.... ...Well if you have...it wasn't dissimilar... Crazy... | |
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althom said: Ocean said: whoops sorry I'm not really laughing You have to laugh at the poms. lol Gee Thanks Althom 
You Know...When I first read your response I thought it said.. ...You have to laugh at the porno".... So I read it again just to see if I had put any juicy bits in! I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality | |
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Ocean said: Steadwood said: ....YES YOU ARE
And so would I be if I had o' seen myself..... Talk about Hopalong Cassidy and the Sundance Kid with their broken down Horse..... Ever seen "Only Fools and Horses" ?.... ...Well if you have...it wasn't dissimilar... Crazy... Which one
Me hoping down the road pushing the car (I will gladly break my foot and do it again)
Hopalong Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (I know it should be "Butch"..Poetic licence) or.."only Fools and Horses"
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Steadwood said: lilmissmissy said: But won't camelz leave an icky after taste?
Get well soonz Steadwood! Yeah....I got away from there sharpish!!! ...Trouble is when I got home I was sure there was one lurking in the bushes... ...I'm sure I could smell it... Digging the pit a little deeper and wider tonight, but it's takin for ages cos I have to sit down on the job.... ....
Don't want them smelly buggers in my mouth...little shits.... House Monster has been quiet since I used Painkilling spray..... And thank you for your concern....I am sure I will be OK..just havin probs walkin right now.
Dat'z hilarious!! 
Take it easy, and you'll b rightz! No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
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Steadwood said: Ocean said: oooh I wish I could have seen that lol!!!
Which one
Me hoping down the road pushing the car (I will gladly break my foot and do it again)
Hopalong Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (I know it should be "Butch"..Poetic licence) or.."only Fools and Horses"
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Ocean said: Steadwood said: Which one
Me hoping down the road pushing the car (I will gladly break my foot and do it again)
Hopalong Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (I know it should be "Butch"..Poetic licence) or.."only Fools and Horses"
You find the car and I will find the prostitute.... .....
On second thoughts maybe it might be better the other way round
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Steadwood said: Ocean said: I want to see u trying to get away from a prostitute that looks like a dead camel while pushing a car. Ah and no need to break your ankle again the rest will be enough
You find the car and I will find the prostitute.... .....
On second thoughts maybe it might be better the other way round
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Ocean said: Steadwood said:
You find the car and I will find the prostitute.... .....
On second thoughts maybe it might be better the other way round
SO AM I 
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Steadwood said: ...Camels...Dead Ones.....
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doctormcmeekle said: Steadwood said: ...Camels...Dead Ones.....
Does This mean you like  Camels...dead or alive...
....or Slack Alice Prostitutes
Oh Yes....an wheres my crate of Irn Bru...?...I could have done with it tonight!
Must get my emoticons sorted out [This message was edited Wed Aug 18 16:45:56 2004 by Steadwood] I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality | |
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