Hershey Kiss


A little boy's first day in school and a teacher was going to play a "guessing" game. She passed out different items to each of the students and proceeded to ask each student what item they received.

When it was the new boy, Joe's turn, the teacher gave him a candy kiss. She asked "Do you know what it is?"

Joe replied "No."

The teacher said, "Go ahead and open it up and taste it." Little Joe did so.

The teacher then asked, "Now do you know what it is?"

Little Joe said "Nooooo."

The teacher said, "I will give you a hint; it is something your daddy wants from your mommy every morning before he goes to work."

A little girl in the back of the class jumps up and screams "JOE, SPIT IT OUT... IT'S A PIECE OF ASS!!!!!"




[This message was edited Tue Aug 17 10:21:50 2004 by REDFEATHERS]

BWAHAHAHAHA! Joke time!!!!!

A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her. One day she calls home and a
strange woman answers.

Wife: Who is this?

Maid: This is the maid.

Wife: We don't have a maid.

Maid: I was hired this morning by the man of the house.

Wife: Well, this is his wife. Is he there?

MAID: He's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I assumed was his wife.

The wife is fuming.

Wife: "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?

MAID: Of course! What will I have to do?

WIFE: I want you to take my gun from the desk and shoot him and the woman he's
with.

The maid puts the phone down. The wife hears footsteps, then gunshots, then more
footsteps.

MAID: What do I do with the bodies?

WIFE: Just drag them out and throw them in the swimming pool.

MAID: There's no pool here.

A long pause.

WIFE: Is this 832-4821?

those are BOTH hilarious

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