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The Good Wife's Guide I'm sure this has been posted here at some point, but here it is again.....
http://www.onefunsite.com...uide.shtml This link is probably easier to read though..... http://www.mistupid.com/p...odwife.htm That describes me to a T.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Hmm, I guess no one sees a problem with this. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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i love the part about "dont' complain if he's home late for dinner, or even if he stays out all night." -- so you can freshen up, clean the house, give the kids a bath, bring him a drink, let him relax in the comfy chair, and be a little "gay" for him, and he still whores around... i would have never made it through the 50s!  | |
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Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
I've seen this a million times but I've never sen this! 
This isn't a wife or equal partner, this is a slave in a dress. How disgusting. I wouldn't have made it throught he 50's either. | |
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minneapolisgenius said: That describes me to a T. For some reason I believe this. 
There was this guy at my job passing out copies of this to the guys saying this is how a wife should be.  No wonder he was going through a divorce at the time. | |
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What? No foot rub too? 
Well, some women just ain't no good....  Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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HEY YOU KNOW WHAT IN GOOD RELATIONSHIP BOTH PEOPLE TRY TO ACT THIS SILLY TO MAKE OTHER HAPPY P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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fuck that.. LOL My ass works too  Life is not measured by how many breathes we take, But how many we take away.  | |
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I dont agree with any of the "shit". I guess im not tying the knot anytime soon. | |
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Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
Man, everything really was better back in the day.... | |
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nesseone said: I dont agree with any of the "shit". I guess im not tying the knot anytime soon.
I am married and any man who still thinks that way need to get a reality check. Women work just as much as men now and technically more cause when we punch out at work then we come home, cook clean do dishes and some of us who have kids have to take care of the kids. Most men when they punch out they punch out. That is it for their day. So if anything we should be the ones pampered.. Cause we work from wake to sleep Life is not measured by how many breathes we take, But how many we take away. | |
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You have no right to question him.
the fuck I dont, I have every right to question him, just like I have the right to "half" if he fucks me over [This message was edited Mon Aug 16 20:08:11 2004 by nesseone] | |
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nesseone said: You have no right to question him.
the fuck I dont, I have every right to question him, just like I have the right to "half" if he fucks me over [This message was edited Mon Aug 16 20:08:11 2004 by nesseone] Half of what? Depending on which state you get married in there will be lots of assets you will not have any direct right to according to state law even if you don't have a prenuptial agreement. | |
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It's all a joke people.... | |
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J0eyC0c0 said: nesseone said: You have no right to question him.
the fuck I dont, I have every right to question him, just like I have the right to "half" if he fucks me over [This message was edited Mon Aug 16 20:08:11 2004 by nesseone] Half of what? Depending on which state you get married in there will be lots of assets you will not have any direct right to according to state law even if you don't have a prenuptial agreement. I live in Cali and I get half | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: It's all a joke people....
Damn, I sure hope I can return my time machine and get my money back then. [This message was edited Mon Aug 16 20:14:55 2004 by axestream] | |
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nesseone said: J0eyC0c0 said: Half of what? Depending on which state you get married in there will be lots of assets you will not have any direct right to according to state law even if you don't have a prenuptial agreement. I live in Cali and I get half ..and again I say, half of what? Don't assume that half will work out in your advantage just because you read all these "success" stories. If/when the time for a divorce comes you'll know whether or not half will actually be fair in your case. | |
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axestream said: nesseone said: I live in Cali and I get half ..and again I say, half of what? Don't assume that half will work out in your advantage just because you read all these "success" stories. If/when the time for a divorce comes you'll know whether or not half will actually be fair in your case. You got a point, but ive been there and done that, and I got half. | |
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indytracy said: nesseone said: I dont agree with any of the "shit". I guess im not tying the knot anytime soon.
I am married and any man who still thinks that way need to get a reality check. Women work just as much as men now and technically more cause when we punch out at work then we come home, cook clean do dishes and some of us who have kids have to take care of the kids. Most men when they punch out they punch out. That is it for their day. So if anything we should be the ones pampered.. Cause we work from wake to sleep I would agree...and I'm a man. | |
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indytracy said: nesseone said: I dont agree with any of the "shit". I guess im not tying the knot anytime soon.
I am married and any man who still thinks that way need to get a reality check. Women work just as much as men now and technically more cause when we punch out at work then we come home, cook clean do dishes and some of us who have kids have to take care of the kids. Most men when they punch out they punch out. That is it for their day. So if anything we should be the ones pampered.. Cause we work from wake to sleep | |
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nesseone said: axestream said: ..and again I say, half of what? Don't assume that half will work out in your advantage just because you read all these "success" stories. If/when the time for a divorce comes you'll know whether or not half will actually be fair in your case. You got a point, but ive been there and done that, and I got half.  | |
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axestream said: nesseone said: You got a point, but ive been there and done that, and I got half. ha ha very funny | |
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I wish my wife would learn these damn rules!  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: I wish my wife would learn these damn rules!
If I was you....I'd print them up and hand it to her at dinner tonight. You know.....the dinner she's suppose to be making for you!  | |
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althom said: bkw said: I wish my wife would learn these damn rules!
If I was you....I'd print them up and hand it to her at dinner tonight. You know.....the dinner she's suppose to be making for you! *Gulp!* When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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nesseone said: axestream said: ha ha very funny  ummm Joey you do realize you look evil in that pic right???  | |
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HollowellSA said: nesseone said: ha ha very funny ummm Joey you do realize you look evil in that pic right??? You mean you don't think that pic isn't very successful?  | |
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J0eyC0c0 said: HollowellSA said: ummm Joey you do realize you look evil in that pic right??? You mean you don't think that pic isn't very successful? No sorry hon   I'm sure you can come up with a better one tho | |
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