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Having large breasts.. I just bought a new pair of jeans without really looking them over thoroughly, and I had them on and was trying to put my keys in my right front pocket when I realized there was a little loop and button over every pocket, and they came all buttoned up. The problem is I could feel the buttons but I couldn't see them over my breasts. When I managed to twist myself around in such a (very uncomfortable) way that I could see, I couldn't get my left hand down to the button over my boobs, and I couldn't do it with one hand. My very amused boyfriend had to come to my rescue.
A few weeks ago I tried getting back into ballet for fun and exercise. The first stretch in the warm-up: put your right arm across your chest and hold your left elbow as you tilt your neck to the right. Yeah, right. I knock things over when I'm not paying attention. Bear in mind I'm not trying to say " oh poor me". I'm just wondering if there are other women here who can relate. It would make me feel better. I swear to God I should have my own comedy show, just me and my boobs. | |
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This sure beats you "Tractor" thread!
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I can relate. At the moment I am 7 months pregnant, which is hard enough. I was wrestling with my bra the other morning and I pulled a muscle between my shoulder blades. During the day I sat down in my recliner and couldn't get back out! I was in so much pain, I couldn't roll out or use my stomach muscles and I had to get my four-year old to bring the phone so I could call my husband. I sat there for 1 1/2 hours until he came home from work to hoist me out. Now every morning he fastens the hooks on my bra for me because he does not want to risk a repeat performance!
If anybody out there has had a breast reduction I'd love to hear about it, I am seriously considering it as soon as I've finished breastfeeding this next baby. | |
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You should see 2the9s in his "Hooters" shirt! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Sometimes I trip on my dong. | |
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I can't see past my boobs either! I look down and I can't even see my toes! | |
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applekisses said: I can't see past my boobs either! I look down and I can't even see my toes! And the bad news?? "I have a breast OBSESSION" Russ Meyer | |
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charlottegelin said: I can relate. At the moment I am 7 months pregnant, which is hard enough. I was wrestling with my bra the other morning and I pulled a muscle between my shoulder blades. During the day I sat down in my recliner and couldn't get back out! I was in so much pain, I couldn't roll out or use my stomach muscles and I had to get my four-year old to bring the phone so I could call my husband. I sat there for 1 1/2 hours until he came home from work to hoist me out. Now every morning he fastens the hooks on my bra for me because he does not want to risk a repeat performance!
If anybody out there has had a breast reduction I'd love to hear about it, I am seriously considering it as soon as I've finished breastfeeding this next baby. I haven't had one (obviously) but, I know someone who has...and it's really brutal. They actually cut off your nipple and then sew it back on. There is a big danger of the nipple actually dying and falling off. That nearly happened to my friend, but thank God she was ok. Personally, I'd be too afraid to risk it. | |
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Case said: applekisses said: I can't see past my boobs either! I look down and I can't even see my toes! And the bad news?? "I have a breast OBSESSION" Russ Meyer I have to look in the mirror to see my shoes! | |
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applekisses said: Case said: And the bad news?? "I have a breast OBSESSION" Russ Meyer I have to look in the mirror to see my shoes! hi uhh.. err.. aww dayum | |
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Ex-Moderator | applekisses said: I can't see past my boobs either! I look down and I can't even see my toes! I just stood up to check it out. I can't see my toes for my boobs either. |
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i'm officially mad at all you bigbreasted women. it's just not fair. | |
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I have to lean way over to see my toes | |
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conch5184 said: I have to lean way over to see my toes
stop braggin! where is MsSmartypants when you need her! | |
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CarrieMpls said: applekisses said: I can't see past my boobs either! I look down and I can't even see my toes! I just stood up to check it out. I can't see my toes for my boobs either. I'm telling you! It's a problem! | |
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it hurts when i run Can u relate? lmao U led me on thinking u was moses. Hurtin sheep blinded through a fantasy | |
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applekisses said: I can't see past my boobs either! I look down and I can't even see my toes! Is this like the female equivalent of this : You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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AlfofMelmak said: applekisses said: I can't see past my boobs either! I look down and I can't even see my toes! Is this like the female equivalent of this : Um...nooooo... I don't have a penis...and my body isn't shaped like that! | |
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sigh, when i'm gonna learn my humour's twisted ?
Like you can't see your feet cuz of your boobs, and this guy can't see his dick cuz of his belly. You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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mine are reasonably large for someone my size a lot of it is weight which will come off, tho...thank goodness!!! | |
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applekisses said: Case said: And the bad news?? "I have a breast OBSESSION" Russ Meyer I have to look in the mirror to see my shoes! Do you need help with your shoes right now? | |
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MrJoker said: applekisses said: I have to look in the mirror to see my shoes! Do you need help with your shoes right now? I may for the prom! When is it, anyway? | |
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AlfofMelmak said: sigh, when i'm gonna learn my humour's twisted ?
Like you can't see your feet cuz of your boobs, and this guy can't see his dick cuz of his belly. yeah, yeah...I know...I was afraid someone was going to bring that up! | |
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AlfofMelmak said: sigh, when i'm gonna learn my humour's twisted ?
Like you can't see your feet cuz of your boobs, and this guy can't see his dick cuz of his belly. I cant see my penis past my boobs. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: AlfofMelmak said: sigh, when i'm gonna learn my humour's twisted ?
Like you can't see your feet cuz of your boobs, and this guy can't see his dick cuz of his belly. I cant see my beerbelly past my boobs. So, stop drinking at work dammit ! You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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Haven't been able to see past my boobs since I was 14 lol and it is a problem because they cause back pain. So being a triple D is no walk in the park..And yes they have always been natural | |
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Never had that problem....! And am glad... ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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fantasyislander said: i'm officially mad at all you bigbreasted women. it's just not fair.
Do you this it's fair to dismiss big breasted dancers? Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity | |
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I have big boobs too and the only thing I can say is I catch people staring at them. | |
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