ok bitches!!

i'm going to a dear friend's art opening. what should i have as my first drink and what am i going to drink for the rest of the damn bitchy night?!!!



BITCHES!!! THE LOT OF YOU!!! BITCHES!!!!!

drink water. it's good for you. tell me about your new apartment. please?

what do you like milty, let me know and i'll give some suggestions...

JasmineFire said:

it's a really big studio apartment. nice size kitchen and bath and a lovely view of the ocean. he-ya!!!


wanna come over?

jerseykrs said:

well i'm a JD kinda guy but tinight i'm open for some nice stuff.

Milty said:

hell yeah! especially since i'm gettinga bit sick of NYC. congrats on your move.

well, i'm a vodka guy, try a vodka and red bull with some marachino, I love em

or, I love a good gin and tonic, classic and if it's good gin, actually tasty.

And I love amaretto sours, it's the ginny in me.....

jerseykrs said:

no vodka - white spirits fuck me up but as for gin and tonic

JasmineFire said:

either way, have fun. What kind of art exhibit??

People drinking martini's?

Order BEER.

Fuck the art pancies!

jerseykrs said:

well my mate dabbles in everything (sculpture, photography, etc) but i thnk he's going to give us more photography.

http://www.dreammist.com/

check him out.

Milty said:

JasmineFire said:

Milty said:

You need to make sure people are looking at you instead of all the art.

Stick to brightly-coloured drinks in long glasses.

Ask the bartender to make this for you:

2 Measures of Blue Bols
1 Measure of Vodka
Splash of Peppermint Cordial
Top up with 7-Up

The peppermint cordial will keep your breath minty fresh whilst you mingle.

If you go with the blue drink thing though, don't wear a cream, brown or green shirt as it will clash horribly.

Milty said:

Milty said:

Thanks for the warning.

BinaryJustin said:

You have it down to a science, hey Justin? What's the name of this drink? Im'ma have to get one of these tonight.

For you Milty, My reccomendations would be Vodka, lemonade and cranberry. Make sure the vodka's good not top self, but middle maybe? Ketel one citron-Turii-Belvedere-grey goose. Something like that.

White Russians are good too, but make sure you have some gum on hand, they're pretty milky. And yeah, Gin and tonic is a classic!

Milty said:

You socialize in art circles? I like that in a man.

scififilmnerd said:

Real men drink BEER!

Milty said:

Anyways, as that site dont work for me, what was it like? Any good?

gooeythehamster said:

Out-of-focus photography, sculpture that looks like the Smurfs in a car crash, photo-copies of people's bottoms at the office X-Mas party. The usual pretentious cacka, no doubt.

sinisterpentatonic said:

Listerine.

I don't know what it's called, although I have asked bartenders to make me something similar in the past.

[This message was edited Sat Aug 14 4:25:15 2004 by SpcMs]

gooeythehamster said:

Do I detect a bit of jealosy, hmmm?

Real men drink... well, beer too. But no funny-lookin' drinks with umbrellas in 'em. Uh-uh. No way.

BinaryJustin said:

And their own feces in a glass jar, insisting that it ain't shit, but ART !

Yeah, that aint a dead sliced up sheep! It's ART!