Nikster said:

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[This message was edited Thu Aug 12 15:36:07 2004 by scandaloussex]

put a persons hand in ICE COLD WATER while they are sleeping.

anastesiatalk2me said:

I thought it was warm water to make them pee.

FreeRide said:

one hand hot

one hand cold

and it dont work

Most evil thing:

Cut open their chest with a scalpal and pull out their intestines without severing connections to other organs and ensuring person stays conscious. Then use their intestines to tie their arms to the Horizontal part of a cross and raising that cross in order to crucify them with their own intestines,

Nikster said:

I have an awful story, speaking of shrimps. My mum, who has a bad back, ended up with a seat that couldn't recline, due to a missing recline lever, on an airline who shall remain nameless. It was a 26 hour flight and the only spare seat was first class, needless to say, they wouldn't let her trade places and she ended up walking around the plane most of the flight. Then, as luck would have it, dinner included some kind of crappy shrimp cocktail. She got her revenge by pushing that shrimp into the hole in the seat where that recline lever should've been. I don't know what happened after that, but I know my mum suddenly felt a LOT better!