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Am I alone in the joy and loves of violent sex. there's nothing I like better than 2 half suffocate my woman just after I've hog-tied her and just b4 I spank her till U could fry an egg on her butt

I believe that we evolve sexually & that there's no use or fun in staying at the boring 'eat pussy & 69" stage... why not try the "beat pussy and 9some" stage instead..

I really believe that violence makes sex real enjoyable...God bless violent sex, it makes the world a better place 2 live in

I am so scared of that autoerotic asphyxiation shit... yowza.

Natsume said:

lets join the LJ community for it.

Christopher said:

I already joined pro ana / mia.

and do ever let yourself get beaten up too?

Natsume said:

More like YOINKS!

Natsume said:

"you guys, i had bread today...omg"

Christopher said:

Hey Chris !

gooeythehamster said:

you know what's interesting? The generation of children whose first introduction to classical music came from Looney Tunes. That's how I first heard the Blue Danube...

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dawntreader said:

hell yeah, she can smack the B'Jesus outta me as long as she doesn't touch my pretty face

PoorLittleBastard said:

next time make sure she does.

PoorLittleBastard said:

PoorLittleBastard said:

Oh, and

PoorLittleBastard said:

Oh and

dawntreader said:

Can I???

FreeRide said:

I am sure Org will not allow me to give you the baseball bat.

Seriously though, U can't eat ham n' eggs 4 breakfast every mornin'...U need variety or the body gets bored and shuts down or worse...goes in2 'auto-pilot' and just goes through the motions in the bed...

Something has gotta give and the way 2 go is 2 invite a little danger and agression in2 the bed...get animal on Ur lover..try a new position..

Honey, we've been together,
Honey, 4 2 long
Honey, we've got 2 make it better,
Honey, before we go wrong
Got 2 try a new position, yeah!
Something that'll make it all right
New position, yeah, let's go fishing in the river, the river of life

Honey, we can't last (we can't last)
without a shot of new spunk (Ha)
Honey, forget your past (forget your past)
U've got 2 try my new funk
U've got 2 try a new position, yeah, something that'll make it all right
Oh, a new position, yeah, yeah, let's go fishing in the river, the river
of life

PoorLittleBastard said:

Ooh, and

And SO not kewl quoting a Prince fave out of context.

In cotext; New Position-----> Baseball Bat----->Ignorant-----> Ooh, and

ever been donkey punched?

FreeRide said:

FreeRide said:

We're SO gonna get married.

gooeythehamster said:

FreeRide said:

PS. He sounds more as a doofus than a donkey to me...



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gooeythehamster said:

yeah just like Ur Mama

I find this thread highly questionable

CalhounSq said:

I find Ur haircut highly questionable..y'all need 2 boycott ur barber

PoorLittleBastard said: