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sorry guys, this ones for the ladies He said . . . I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you ----- He said .. . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa. ----- He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror! ----- On a wall in a ladies room . .. "My husband follows me everywhere" Written just below it . . . " I do not" ----- Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them. ----- Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer. ----- Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds? A. The bonds mature. ----- Q. Why are blonde jokes so short? A. So men can remember them. ----- Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A. We don't know; it has never happened. ----- Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends. ----- Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow. ----- Q. Why are married women heavier than single women? A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge ----- Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married. ----- Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." ***** just a lil somethin for my girls here at the org !!!! have a great day  One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift 
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Sexist!    Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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LittlePill said: Sexist!
 Its funny!if sexy was a colour it would be red  | |
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REDBABY said: LittlePill said: Sexist!
Its funny!Yes but it still SEXIST! Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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LittlePill said: REDBABY said: Its funny!Yes but it still SEXIST! Its not, its true! Fact!!!  if sexy was a colour it would be red | |
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REDBABY said: LittlePill said: Yes but it still SEXIST! Its not, its true! Fact!!! It's false generalizations against men and, therefore, SEXIST! And don't whip me, I like it too much! Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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I can laugh at my own expense.... we men are real pieces of work sometimes!  | |
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Smooches;) | |
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LittlePill said: REDBABY said: Its not, its true! Fact!!! It's false generalizations against men and, therefore, SEXIST! And don't whip me, I like it too much! at Pill
at the jokesIn spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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LittlePill said: REDBABY said: Its not, its true! Fact!!! It's false generalizations against men and, therefore, SEXIST! And don't whip me, I like it too much! you are soooo weird. 
I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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love it!!!!  "Pedro offers you his protection." | |
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How do you know if a man is well hung?
you can't get your fingers inbetween his neck and the noose! |
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kendogg said: I can laugh at my own expense.... we men are real pieces of work sometimes!
 One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift
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That was to good and to true..lol  Life is not measured by how many breathes we take, But how many we take away. | |
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what do you do if a man is rolling around on the floor screaming in pain????
shot him again 
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What do you do if you see a man gasping for breath in the swimming pool?
put your foot back on his head he's still breathing  |
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With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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OMG these made me piss my pants, and i am a man. I think these jokes aside from being really funny are real eye openers for men. For once in your life guys, realize women are more than just sex toys and actually human beings. That's it i am going to become a femenist | |
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jayaredee said:
OMG these made me piss my pants, and i am a man. I think these jokes aside from being really funny are real eye openers for men. For once in your life guys, realize women are more than just sex toys and actually human beings. That's it i am going to become a femenist
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I love this thread | |
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