I know this thread is a bit crappy but I'm not tired enough yet to go to bed. Erm, any1 play a game, say a few words of inspiration?

I saw my sister smoke her 1st cigarette today. She looked kinda funny and when she blew the smoke out she looked like this... he he! Funny.

Work was OK I guess. I spoke to some guy called R Smythe and everyone thought I said 'arse wipe'.

Been rainy here in Sheffield. The roads were flooded. I've never seen anything like it.

It's amazing how much fun you can have with kids pretending to pull your thumb off.

Bought a lovely tuna fish baguette today. Ortis tuna. You heard of it? Beautiful.



Sorry I'm ranting...

Feel free to mock, make me laugh, tell me you adore me (that's always nice) etc...

JDINTERACTIVE said:

So you chose to come here and punish us for it?

We all get like that JD.....I do frequently actually.....so no flame from me

Shiit4Brains said:

Yeah, well kinda. It was unintentional really. I finished my book you see so I'm at a loose end. [i]Atonement[/b] by Ian McEwan. Check it out if you haven't read it. It's a slow burner.

MrJoker said:

lol, speedy.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

So which is it, italics or bold?

Shiit4Brains said:

Bit of both. I like to keep you guessing.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

This type of shiit hurts my feable little brain.

Shiit4Brains said:

The Wife told me today that there was a man outside reading the gas. (Our meter is placed outside the front door)

My daughter(4) asked: "There's a man outside eating the grass?".

Made me laugh.

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Also, I've just discovered my Dad thought Goths were called Mongs.

They are now!

doctormcmeekle said:

Were they hanging about a mongy cathedral?

JDINTERACTIVE said:

I'll need to ask me Dad!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

:mocks:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

that's funny. It reminds me of our phone call when all us Mpls kitties were too pissed to understand you

HI JD did you get to sleep ok?

When are you coming to see me?