I am in need for something funny..... come on my friends make me laugh!

I am coming to see you this weekend



did that work?

All you have to do is shake.

ella731 said:

Well... it did something to me...

2 old women are driving down the street. They come upon a red light and run right through it.

The passenger could swear that the light was red but thought maybe she was just seeing things.

They then run another red light. Now the passenger thinks to herself...'now I know that light was red. I'm sure it was.

So the next red light they come upon she makes sure that the light is red and sure enough they run that one too.

Alarmed she turns to the driver and says "I'm sure you have a really good reason for doing so, but why do you keep running the red lights?"

The driver says "Oh! Am I driving?"

kendogg said:

naughty naughty boy,


but seriously i will be at the zoo I think this weekend, I love that rainforest exhibit they have

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

WINNER!!!!! Thanks Supa... I knew I could count on you!

ella731 said:

Hmmmm, Rainforest, dark tunnels... me and ella..... could be fun!

kendogg said:

MarySharon said:

Hi sweetie!

kendogg said:

Hi Ken!

I hope you feel miserable

AndGodCreatedMe said:

Thanks sweetie... now come here and gimme some love!

kendogg said:

I tried to make you laugh and you choose to ignore me so

AndGodCreatedMe said:

Ah... come on now... gimme some love....

I'm out of replies!!!!! AHRGH!!!! Sorry to be continued tomorrow!
[This message was edited Wed Aug 11 12:40:57 2004 by kendogg]

kendogg said:

Love? You want love???

Here you got some love....

A twenty-one-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period
for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys
a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did
this to you? I want to know! The girl picks up the phone and makes
a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a
mature and distinguished man with gray hair, impeccably dressed in a very
expensive suit, steps out of the car and enters the house. He sits
in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells
them,

"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I
can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take
charge. If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a
townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is
born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a >$2,000,000 >bank
account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if
there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" At this point,
the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's
shoulder and tells him,

"Then you try again."

thought my wet would make you smile
[This message was edited Wed Aug 11 12:36:19 2004 by lollyp0p]

hmmm let me see.....