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Thread started 08/09/04 2:30am

PoorLittleBast
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The Secret of Inner Peace

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me. smile

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally
Found inner peace..... It read:
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things
you've started."
So I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't finished..
So, today I have finished one bottle of vodka, a bottle of red wine, a
bottle of Jack Daniel's, the jar of salad cream at the back of my fridge, some Prozac, a small box of chocolates and a
litre of gin.
later 2day Im gonna finish with my wife and the four girlfriends I have on the side.
Next weekend Im booking a flight to Amsterdam so I can sleep with a Prostitute without a rubber catch something and finish my life.

You have no idea how good I feel.
You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace.
Have a marvelous day.
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Reply #1 posted 08/09/04 3:40am

Natsume

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where does Napoleon hide his armies?
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #2 posted 08/09/04 3:48am

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I'm so glad that you found this inner peace and that you have moved on nod


Hope you'll have a wonderful in Amsterdam woot!



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