I walked into a file cabinet today, I dropped the project I was working on, papers went everywhere, I laughed my ass off cause I must have looked like a fool!

Damn thing jumped right in front of me.....LOL

if i didn't look like a fool at work, i wouldn't have a job.

What do you mean?

First day of teaching ever, I walked into a faculty meeting and sent a pile of folding chairs off like dominos...

last year my assistant had to give me the heimlich maneuver cuz I choked on a piece of candy and couldn't breathe...

This year nothing so far but it's only the third day of school

Sweeny79 said:

LOL sweeny.....you've got plenty time to work on it hun.

yup, almost everyday.

there are so many

The first week on the ward where i work now i managed to get shut in a dark linen cupboard it was so dark i couldn't find the handle and started to panic, I was banging on the door but it was miles away from the rest of the staff so no one heard me

they found me about 15 minutes later sat on the floor feeling sorry for myself, thing was there was a light switch i just couldn't find it

they still sometimes tease me about that now

lollyp0p said:

Poor lollyp0p, I'm claustrophobic, so I would have flipped out.....

i've also asked a patient with both legs amputated if he can walk with a frame

he had a blanket over his legs and i had never looked after him before is my defence but i should have read his notes i guess

lollyp0p said:

LOL, I could read your posts all day long.....

jerseykrs said:

i could post about all the stupid work related things i've done all day I'm so clumsy and thoughtless sometimes

lollyp0p said:

That's why we hang around you though.

Love and insurance policies.

subhuman09 said:

I always knew you had ulterior motives

hiya honey

Before I entered nursing I worked as a carer in a nursing home.

For the first day I was given a white tunic and a white tunic and white pants...it wasn't 'til I got

there that a slight design flaw showed itself....

...The pants were pretty translucent...all was on show so to speak...

...I had to wprk a 12 hour shift like that

Happened to me a million times I picked up the phone when it wasn't my phone ringing.

Steadwood said:

HAHAAHAH, that is awesome!!!

lollyp0p said:

Heya

My motives are purely to look out for your well being!

(...and profit.)

J0eyC0c0 said:

That was the ringing in your HEAD joey, I hear the same thing all the time.....

sounds like the voices in my head are screaming too.....

jerseykrs said:

The up side..if you excuse the expression...was the staff were all female

The down side was one of 'em was my wife

Steadwood said:

You're giving people hope.

(...and future therapy bills.)

jerseykrs said:

J0eyC0c0 said:

Don't be hatin' on people hearing voices, man.

I hear voices too.

They want nachos.

nachos.... mmmm... margaritas....

It's been so long since I have worked in public, I can't even remember what it feels like. I work from home, in my pyjamas if I want to

Many times *deep sigh*

One was when I was having great time in another discussion group and I just cracked for some thread there, and an old lady was borrowing her books in front of me. Luckily my joyfulness made her laugh too

I'm also so tired nowadays that as I'm reading something I read just so wrong that it makes me crack in front of people

I'm a teacher, I get paid to make a fool of myself

No, I've had other people do that for me, thank you.

Real quick. The director likes to tell stories during orientation. So, he told everyone that I paired an Israeli and a Palestian in the same hotel room during a visit to DC once. Of course, I never did that, but everyone had a good chuckle at my expense.

lollyp0p said:

oh god that's funny!