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Ladies...How long should a guy wait? I'VE NEVER STARTED A THREAD... In the General Discussion forum before and if I were to start one the topic would be "How long should a guy wait before he can fart in front of you?" a) Until he becomes your boyfriend. b) Until you both live together. c) Not until you both finish dinner. d) Forever, if at all possible. Comments are welcome from male and female alike. 
PS: I promise not to start a silly season thread again as long as my name is papaa.  M.2.K
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I think it just depends on the person you are dating.
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D... Reminds me of that Damon Wayans joke where your partner is trying to get sexy w/ you & you're not in the mood, turn your nose up @ them & say, "You farted last week!"    I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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I think that funk should be held within. Guys don't wanna land a chica who feels comfortbale enough to fart in front of them and carry on like nothing happened. No, my dear, shit happened. You wanna take care of it?!  M.2.K
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Farting is one of those things. It is never polite nor nice. There is never an excuse for it.
Not that I don't fart in my wife's presence; I do, it's just not right. and it never improves our relationship. Life it ain't real funky unless you got that orgPop. | |
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sabaisabai said: Farting is one of those things. It is never polite nor nice. There is never an excuse for it.
Not that I don't fart in my wife's presence; I do, it's just not right. and it never improves our relationship. Seriously!  ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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Come on, If you have ot fart, then fart.....
I personally have never farted in front of my significant other, but he has in front of me and I don't mind. We all fart, jeez. I just don't do it in front of him because I'm a lady . Men generally don't care.
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If you wanna let off gas go to the bathroom
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moderatorMsMisha319 said: Come on, If you have ot fart, then fart.....
I personally have never farted in front of my significant other, but he has in front of me and I don't mind. We all fart, jeez. I just don't do it in front of him because I'm a lady . Men generally don't care.
Smooches;) It's a basic bodliy function - if you can, do it in the bathroom - but if one slips out it shouldn't be a big deal - especially if you are comfortable in the relationship. | |
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Is that a turn on? Fuck mahahaahha [This message was edited Mon Aug 9 11:56:16 2004 by scandaloussex] U led me on thinking u was moses. Hurtin sheep blinded through a fantasy | |
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48 hours MAX. | |
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totally misread the question edit  [This message was edited Mon Aug 9 17:41:14 2004 by Natisse] | |
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farting is never right !  One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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papaa said: [color=white:376b1c3d33][/color]
I'VE NEVER STARTED A THREAD... In the General Discussion forum before and if I were to start one the topic would be "How long should a guy wait before he can fart in front of you?" a) Until he becomes your boyfriend. b) Until you both live together. c) Not until you both finish dinner. d) Forever, if at all possible. Comments are welcome from male and female alike.
PS: I promise not to start a silly season thread again as long as my name is papaa. he should blow one out his used-pie hole the moment he meets her for the first time, during the handshake. then he should act surprised and blame the shocking effect of her beauty on his system to explain why he did what he did. he should add it's a family tradition to compliment women in this way. thus, he will ensure himself the right to relieve himself of unwanted abdominal gases at any time while still flattering his lover.  | |
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XxAxX said: papaa said: [color=white:376b1c3d33][/color]
I'VE NEVER STARTED A THREAD... In the General Discussion forum before and if I were to start one the topic would be "How long should a guy wait before he can fart in front of you?" a) Until he becomes your boyfriend. b) Until you both live together. c) Not until you both finish dinner. d) Forever, if at all possible. Comments are welcome from male and female alike.
PS: I promise not to start a silly season thread again as long as my name is papaa. he should blow one out his used-pie hole the moment he meets her for the first time, during the handshake. then he should act surprised and blame the shocking effect of her beauty on his system to explain why he did what he did. he should add it's a family tradition to compliment women in this way. thus, he will ensure himself the right to relieve himself of unwanted abdominal gases at any time while still flattering his lover.
so well thought through
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