High COLONICS..Yes Enemas My Friend and well Dave Navarro said he does it and Robin Quivers from Howard Stern...

Now this is something that I'd like to try but I hear that if you get it done too often, you get all dry and parched up there and you have to insert suppositories that are basically rectal lozenges that get your booty juicy enough that it won't chap, and I just don't know if I have the time to go around sticking stuff up my butt to prevent chapped ass.

Thanks for the info!

Do you think Dave Navarro takes rectal lozenges? I wonder if they're black cherry or blue ice? Or if he just goes with ass mints?

Anxiety said:

RIIIIICOOOOLA!!!!!

lozenges? for your ass? WHAT is this world coming to? How many more hygeine products can a girl be expected to keep up with????

Rectal Lozenges???

I leave this one alone.

Californians must be obsessed with their nether regions!!

Waxing, inserting, irrigating, etc.

Too much maintenance for me! Guess I'll just stay in Minnesota.

SnowQueen said:

Apparently, Minnesotans are the pinnacle of normalcy. Just ask Anxy.

i know some people who could use some ass certs - TWO (ugh!) TWO (ooh!) TWO MINTS IN ONE!!!

baby, that ass needs a tic-tac.

Plus Exercise,No smoking Salads and Sushi and well don't Forget apple Martinis and Starbucks..Hun... Ya Gotta be Health Conscious....

CarrieMpls said:

Zelaira said:

I'm down with the salads, sushi and apple martinis. If that makes me healthy, then dammit, i ain't never seeing a doctor again.

Zelaira said:

i think all of that stuff makes you regular, but do they actually moisten and freshen the rectal region?

Carrie, I swear MICROBIOTIC is The Best Food /Diet for ya. Exercise and Walking.

Anxiety said:

Yes.

Only Bad Thing is when ya do it Alot ya get Dehydrated. And ya know ya gotta use Vaseline...

Zelaira said:

See, that's what I mean about the rectal lozenges. They have suppositories that make you minty and moist up there. Like Butt Altoids or something. Curiously strong.

Zelaira said:

If you have a healthy lifestyle which includes a healthy diet and some exercise you don't need it.

axestream said:

i think she means if you get hooked on colonics.

Anxiety said:

you know, the early morning org people must just wake up and be like, "what the FUCK were those people ON last night?!"

I heard Madonna has one at the start of every season....it sounds like a horrible experience to me.

Sweeny79 said:

Notice she ain't looking so hot anymore.

Anxiety said:

early morning orger here and indeed i was like

Get this..Supposedly Colors Come out! gases have Colors! That's What Robin Quivers said on Stern..

axestream said:

i think she needs some ass mentos. like, the whole roll.

axestream said:

I think that is time's fault hon

Anxiety said: