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PrintableZelaira said: Get this..Supposedly Colors Come out! gases have Colors! That's What Robin Quivers said on Stern..
on purpose? like they put stuff in your butt during a colonic so you'll fart colors? that's kinda cool. are they fragrant like incense? i'd like to fart patchouli. | |
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Anxiety said: Zelaira said: Get this..Supposedly Colors Come out! gases have Colors! That's What Robin Quivers said on Stern..
on purpose? like they put stuff in your butt during a colonic so you'll fart colors? that's kinda cool. are they fragrant like incense? i'd like to fart patchouli.  | |
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Zelaira said: Get this..Supposedly Colors Come out! gases have Colors! That's What Robin Quivers said on Stern..
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No! naturally you have Colored gases that come out. Here's what Iheard about Colonics.. Yes,Herbs are Used for Cleansing and Scenting and then well you can have like Coffee Enemas. there's different kinds of Enemas... | |
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Okay people what the hell is up with this site? http://vcl.ctrl-c.liu.se/...dex03.html | |
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Nikster said: Anxiety said: on purpose? like they put stuff in your butt during a colonic so you'll fart colors? that's kinda cool. are they fragrant like incense? i'd like to fart patchouli. one for the quotes section.  | |
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Zelaira said: No! naturally you have Colored gases that come out. Here's what Iheard about Colonics.. Yes,Herbs are Used for Cleansing and Scenting and then well you can have like Coffee Enemas. there's different kinds of Enemas...
i've heard about the coffee enemas, i think janet jackson gets those. wouldn't the caffeine mess your insides up? wouldn't it make your rectum all jittery? i couldn't have that. though if they mixed a coffee enema with orange oil, i could have a nice mocha valencia going on up there.  | |
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Anxiety said: Zelaira said: No! naturally you have Colored gases that come out. Here's what Iheard about Colonics.. Yes,Herbs are Used for Cleansing and Scenting and then well you can have like Coffee Enemas. there's different kinds of Enemas...
i've heard about the coffee enemas, i think janet jackson gets those. wouldn't the caffeine mess your insides up? wouldn't it make your rectum all jittery? i couldn't have that. though if they mixed a coffee enema with orange oil, i could have a nice mocha valencia going on up there. Coconut, Creme de menthe crappachino!!  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Anxiety said: i've heard about the coffee enemas, i think janet jackson gets those. wouldn't the caffeine mess your insides up? wouldn't it make your rectum all jittery? i couldn't have that. though if they mixed a coffee enema with orange oil, i could have a nice mocha valencia going on up there. Coconut, Creme de menthe crappachino!! HOLD THE CREAM!!!! | |
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Anxiety said: Now this is something that I'd like to try but I hear that if you get it done too often, you get all dry and parched up there and you have to insert suppositories that are basically rectal lozenges that get your booty juicy enough that it won't chap, and I just don't know if I have the time to go around sticking stuff up my butt to prevent chapped ass.
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Alright, once the topic has moved along to ASS COFFEE I think it's gone too far. TOO FAR! AIIIIIeeeeeEEEEEeeeee! |
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Tom said: Anxiety said: Now this is something that I'd like to try but I hear that if you get it done too often, you get all dry and parched up there and you have to insert suppositories that are basically rectal lozenges that get your booty juicy enough that it won't chap, and I just don't know if I have the time to go around sticking stuff up my butt to prevent chapped ass.
pucker up Would it be terribly inappropriate to suggest lip smack'rs?  | |
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axestream said: Anxiety said: See, that's what I mean about the rectal lozenges. They have suppositories that make you minty and moist up there. Like Butt Altoids or something. Curiously strong.  
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Sweeny79 said: I heard Madonna has one at the start of every season....it sounds like a horrible experience to me.
It's not so bad, I've had a few. The first one is pretty ineventful but the second makes you feel like you're gonna fucking die (when you eliminate afterward) Then it's back to uneventful (at least it was for me). You do feel lighter afterward though, like your body has rid itself of some toxins... then again it could be all in your mind 
I thought I'd continue w/ them once a month but it faded w/ me. I do still drink the body cleanse stuff the lady recommends to her patients, I like it (liquid chlorophyll). I think I'd like to get one maybe once/twice a year or something...   I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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How about Drinking ALOE VERA Juice? Have you ever Used Fleets?Remember the Song??TEENAGE ENEMA NURSE? NURSES In BONDAGE.... [This message was edited Sun Aug 8 1:15:35 2004 by Zelaira] | |
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Zelaira said: How about Drinking ALOE VERA Juice?
Never heard of that one
Have you ever Used Fleets?
Nope
Remember the Song??TEENAGE ENEMA NURSE? NURSES In BONDAGE....
Nope I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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I was talking to someone who worked at Byerly's in Chanhassen and they claimed that Prince's limo pulled up one night and the driver jumped out and bought all the enimas in the store (which was like 8). So if this is true and knowing the person I believe it was Prince had some sort of strange party that night | |
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lovemachine said: I was talking to someone who worked at Byerly's in Chanhassen and they claimed that Prince's limo pulled up one night and the driver jumped out and bought all the enimas in the store (which was like 8). So if this is true and knowing the person I believe it was Prince had some sort of strange party that night
Oh my god. The visuals you just gave me. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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lovemachine said: I was talking to someone who worked at Byerly's in Chanhassen and they claimed that Prince's limo pulled up one night and the driver jumped out and bought all the enimas in the store (which was like 8). So if this is true and knowing the person I believe it was Prince had some sort of strange party that night
Maybe he was also shopping for the band members?  | |
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I Totally DON"T BELIEVE That Cause Prince Is No Way gonna be Doing That and everyone Talking that about him...Total Bullshit... | |
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Yeah, Janet does it, too. She says it really "cleanses and calms" her. | |
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theVelvetRoper said: Yeah, Janet does it, too. She says it really "cleanses and calms" her.
And again I say, notice she ain't looking so hot anymore. [This message was edited Sun Aug 8 16:07:16 2004 by J0eyC0c0] | |
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