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My Girlfriend Won't Go To Church With Me | |
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Tell her about the large, long and hard crucifixes they have there. | |
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LittlePill said: Tell her about the large, long and hard crucifixes they have there.
She already has one | |
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lil1 said: LittlePill said: Tell her about the large, long and hard crucifixes they have there.
She already has one Maybe she needs a big one! | |
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Maybe it is because you like beer and hookers! ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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I am so gonna get fired for laughing out loud out work. And they will know, cuz ain't a damn thing funny about my job. | |
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sag10 said: Maybe it is because you like beer and hookers!
His girlfriend looks pretty liberal! | |
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LittlePill said: sag10 said: Maybe it is because you like beer and hookers!
His girlfriend looks pretty liberal! Her mouth is as foul as his, if not worse. She likes to stay in bed on her back all day. She pees on command. I'd say they're a perfect couple if I ever say one. | |
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she has such pretty eyes. | |
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4HisGlory said: LittlePill said: His girlfriend looks pretty liberal! Her mouth is as foul as his, if not worse. She likes to stay in bed on her back all day. She pees on command. I'd say they're a perfect couple if I ever say one. I wonder if they're up for a 3some? | |
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LittlePill said: 4HisGlory said: Her mouth is as foul as his, if not worse. She likes to stay in bed on her back all day. She pees on command. I'd say they're a perfect couple if I ever say one. I wonder if they're up for a 3some? A threesome with who (or what)? | |
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4HisGlory said: LittlePill said: I wonder if they're up for a 3some? A threesome with who (or what)? A 3some with this super fine heiffer and lil1!!! If I put my dick in her mouth do you thinnk she'd try to bite it off? [This message was edited Thu Aug 5 11:02:49 2004 by LittlePill] | |
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Moderator | We need some holy water and a priest Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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luv4u said: We need some holy water and a priest
I got plenty of 'holy water', and she can call me father or daddy if she likes!? | |
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Moderator | LittlePill said: luv4u said: We need some holy water and a priest
I got plenty of 'holy water', and she can call me father or daddy if she likes!? Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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LittlePill said: 4HisGlory said: A threesome with who (or what)? A 3some with this super fine heiffer and lil1!!! If I put my dick in her mouth do you thinnk she'd try to bite it off? [This message was edited Thu Aug 5 11:02:49 2004 by LittlePill] I'll bet you $20 that you'll come back with a sex change. | |
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4HisGlory said: LittlePill said: A 3some with this super fine heiffer and lil1!!! If I put my dick in her mouth do you thinnk she'd try to bite it off? [This message was edited Thu Aug 5 11:02:49 2004 by LittlePill] I'll bet you $20 that you'll come back with a sex change. Wohoo, I always wanted to be a lesbian! | |
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MOTHER S*CKS C*CK IN HELL! I still use that quote. Using THE voice.... You all know the PREQUEL is about to hit the fan? | |
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LittlePill said: 4HisGlory said: Her mouth is as foul as his, if not worse. She likes to stay in bed on her back all day. She pees on command. I'd say they're a perfect couple if I ever say one. I wonder if they're up for a 3some? Well technically it would be a foursome, the Dark Lord is within her Fucking a possessed chick is pretty hot!!!! I've nailed a few that I thought were possessed but this is the real deal Its hot when your doing her doggystyle and she's staring at you [This message was edited Thu Aug 5 15:49:04 2004 by lil1] | |
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lil1 said: LittlePill said: I wonder if they're up for a 3some? Well technically it would be a foursome, the Dark Lord is within her Does he do anal? | |
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gooeythehamster said: YOUR
MOTHER S*CKS C*CK IN HELL! I still use that quote. Using THE voice.... You all know the PREQUEL is about to hit the fan? Yep. Tell me what it's like when it comes out and I'll decide then if I'm going to see it in the theater. | |
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LittlePill said: lil1 said: Well technically it would be a foursome, the Dark Lord is within her Does he do anal? I don't know you need to ask him. Take him some hogs blood and a bottle of tequila, gifts seem to work best | |
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lil1 said: LittlePill said: I wonder if they're up for a 3some? Well technically it would be a foursome, the Dark Lord is within her Fucking a possessed chick is pretty hot!!!! I've nailed a few that I thought were possessed but this is the real deal Its hot when your doing her doggystyle and she's staring at you [This message was edited Thu Aug 5 15:49:04 2004 by lil1] Thanks for the visual you sick mutha! | |
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gooeythehamster said: [b]
You all know the PREQUEL is about to hit the fan? yeah Aug. 20th. can't wait. Four strings across the bridge. Ready to carry me over,Over the quavers, drunk in the bars,Out of the realm of the orchestra | |
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4HisGlory said: lil1 said: Well technically it would be a foursome, the Dark Lord is within her Fucking a possessed chick is pretty hot!!!! I've nailed a few that I thought were possessed but this is the real deal Its hot when your doing her doggystyle and she's staring at you [This message was edited Thu Aug 5 15:49:04 2004 by lil1] Thanks for the visual you sick mutha! Your welcome | |
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Disgusting..Crazy-Shit! LOl.. | |
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