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True Story So my goofball friend Cory owns a bunch of houses. He goes to one of them to collect the rent. He knocks on the door:
Woman: Hello? Cory: Hi it's Cory I'm here to collect the rent. Woman: Hellooooo? Cory: It's Cory, open the door. Woman: Hello? Cory: It's the landlord, I'm here to collect the rent! Woman: Hellooooo Cory: IT'S THE FUCKING LANDLORD, OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR SO I CAN GET THE RENT!!! Woman: hello? Cory then realizes, it's the woman's parrot. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! Oh man if I could have been a fly on the wall!  | |
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 if sexy was a colour it would be red  | |
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hahahahah...  ...to funny..
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You know what would be the best? If the woman came home and the parrot said "open the fucking door it's the landlord!!" | |
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Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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CarrieLee said: You know what would be the best? If the woman came home and the parrot said "open the fucking door it's the landlord!!"
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That's just too funny!  | |
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are u shttin me carrie? | |
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TheRealFiness said: are u shttin me carrie?
Swear to Jehovah dude... | |
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CarrieLee said: TheRealFiness said: are u shttin me carrie?
Swear to Jehovah dude... thats fuckin hilarious | |
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