Glad I piqued your curiosity.
This is for real.

EXPERIMENT ONE
Two seeds planted in the same soil in two seperate rooms. Same food, same water, same exposure to sunlight.
But - one is subjected to a adoring verbal praise from a human being and the other victimised with constant abuse and negativity.

The first blooms beautifully.


The second doesn't.


Mmmm.....metaphysical osmosis of emotion?
Evidence that plants actually feel love and pain?
Proof in the pudding of our wee slice of reality containing infinite dimentions and contours magiked up by the Mathematician and Architect in the great beyond?

EXPERIMENT TWO (This'll really mess with your mindset if you allow it to)

One jar of semen in one room.
One previous owner of semen any distance away ( we are talking space/time so in this universe preferably).
Magnify said semen. Watch closely.



Give semen donor powerful stimulant (amphetamine/amyl nitrate/cocaine)



And.....
Watch those lil tadpoles go crazy.



No
Matter
How
Far Away
From His Ejeculation
The Donor Is.

Nothing is real, people. Enjoy your sleep.



I am also available for children's parties.


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[This message was edited Wed Aug 4 16:29:49 2004 by Number23]

I'm skipping straight to #2!

doctormcmeekle said:

For some reason this thread left me with an erection.

#2 sounds like bullshit to me.

sinisterpentatonic said:

A jar of semen is a lot.

2the9s said:

It was a gift from Gulliver all the way from Liliput.

irresistibleb1tch said:

sinisterpentatonic said:

irresistibleb1tch said:

*wonders what he should do with it*

sinisterpentatonic said:

donate it to charity?

irresistibleb1tch said:

That's a great idea, I better hurry!!

Though, I might be able to sustain it until bar time.

sinisterpentatonic said:

tough call, i know!

irresistibleb1tch said:

Well, I could print out this thread and read it, whenever, I need inspiration.

sinisterpentatonic said:

now ya thinking!

2the9s said:

It might be for you amateurs.

bkw said:

Yes! BKW can drink a whole jar in one sitting! I've seen him do it!

doctormcmeekle said:

I thought that beer was a bit thick and salty.

bkw said:

A bit like Fosters!

(I was going to make a "tastes-better-using-a-``straw``" joke, but it sounded too gay! )

Ahem, what about that cricket, eh?

:manlypunchontheshoulder:

doctormcmeekle said:

And you think talking about cricket makes you sound less "gay"?

So...going by what #2 says, sperm are like remote control cars?

Nikster said:

Well....
No.
It's more along the lines of proving sub-atomic cellular communication on a higher dimentional plane.
Bring back Magnum PI, that's what I say.



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[This message was edited Thu Aug 5 4:22:17 2004 by Number23]